Attached Link: http://www.philc.net/freestuff.htm

Ahh, that mythical one-page return I've heard so much about ....

What fun! A puzzle inside of a puzzle. :) I like it! Thank you for the distraction. :)

That was funny. I've already done my taxes for the year. Already got the check back, too. They are raising the married folks deductions to 10,000 next year. I should get a whopper of a check next year if I itemize. Let me tell you folks, study your tax laws and learn to use the system.

Thanks for the free figure, very generous of you! I actually haven't filed my taxes yet, the new form will make it simpler, but no doubt the penalty will be still be large if I file late (why is it if the IRS overcharges me and take their time sending me a refund, they don't pay a penality?)

and remember, even if you're getting a refund back, it's still only about half the amount that they're going to keep.

I bought a new car last year and much to my pleasant surprise,
sales tax is now deductable again, so that is a couple thousand
I can claim as a deduction. Getting a big refund as a result.
Now, what software to buy with it....?

This was a fun thing to do - thanks :-) Angel1

I can't wait til next year...I bought a house in December 2004...think of all that deductible house interest! HE HE HE.

lol if it were only so easy....very entertaining...thanx Phil.....:-)

Thanks PhilC! Very entertaining! Kristta wrote: "I've already done my taxes for the year. Already got the check back, too. They are raising the married folks deductions to 10,000 next year. I should get a whopper of a check next year if I itemize. Let me tell you folks, study your tax laws and learn to use the system." When you learn to use the system, you will not get a check back. You will use YOUR money all year, instead of letting Uncle Sam use it!

rwilliams,

Amen.

That's why the "United States Treasury" charge you that penalty when you underpay; and they love it when you overpay.

But you say, "You will use YOUR money all year..."

Is there really any such thing as "your" money, when gov gets it before you do, and gives you back what they feel like giving you, and the media report purported tax cuts as "government expenses".

Maybe that was Mr. C's point?

Thanks, PhilC - that was great! Actually, fractional reserve banking is one big Ponzi scheme. The "Federal Reserve" is neither federal nor a reserve, since it is a wholly foreign-owned, for-profit corporation (owned by the Rothschild Bank of London). The 16th Amendment, or so called Federal Reserve Act of 1913 was only ratified by two of the required thirty-five states, but Secretary of State Philander Knox lied to Congress that it had indeed been ratified, at which point this lie supposedly passed into law. We're about to see the disastrous results of this scam, as our economy approaches its inevitable meltdown.

I plan for us to come out even each year but it usually doesn't work that way because of children and step children. It's kind of hard to figure it perfectly when you don't know whether you will be able to claim 1, 3, or 5 at the end of the year.

Got mine back in feb and allready spent the return. Got back a nice sum back since I have children and Im fileing head of household this year due to my divorce. :)

"The "Federal Reserve" is neither federal nor a reserve, since it is a wholly foreign-owned, for-profit corporation (owned by the Rothschild Bank of London). The 16th Amendment, or so called Federal Reserve Act of 1913 was only ratified by two of the required thirty-five states, but Secretary of State Philander Knox lied to Congress that it had indeed been ratified, at which point this lie supposedly passed into law." I love conspiracies! By the by, just for your edification, when someone claims "the Rothschilds" as secret owners of something, that's the usual I-don't-wanna-be-seen-as-racist codeword for "the Jews". The New York Federal Reserve, the largest of the 12 Feds, publishes a listof the banks that are required by law to own stock in it and only one (Chase Manhatten) is on the list of banks usually brought up by conspiracy freaks in this matter. By the by, that list of banks is also I'm-not-racist-really code for "the Jews". Meanwhile, the Board of Governors of the Fed are appointed by the President of the US and confirmed by Congress, and they have total control over the institution. Unlike other places with stock, the stockholders, the commercial banks, don't actually get a say over the Fed's operation. Of course, this information is freely available, but don't let it ruin the conspiracy.

I haven't tried loading the new toy in P4 but the "Open" parameter dial isn't working in P6. Is there a fix?

I just renamed the xRotate dial and set limits of 0 to -120. Try turning the dial to the left.

the lid's open-close dial works fine for me in P6, but you do have to turn it to the left.

Keith is partially correct. The Rothschilds are generally accepted as Jews, but are more accurately described as Zionists, which has nothing whatsoever to do with the Jewish faith, as Zionism is merely an expression of British imperialism. Unlike people of actual Semitic origin, European "Jews" are descendents of the 12th century Khazars of the Caucasus (in what is now Russia), who are only "Jewish" by conversion, as they have no blood lineage or geographic ties to the so-called Holy Land. The mass conversion was a politically expedient move to placate the Christian Kievan Rus empire to the North and the Muslim Ottoman empire to the South. That said, the directors of the Fed may well be appointed by the president of the US, but said preznit is a slave to the CFR (Council on Foreign Relations), which is the US equivalent of the RIIA (Royal Institute of International Affairs), both of which are owned by, yep, the Bank Of London. With regard to taxes, it is worth pondering that in 1776, the total aggregate tax demanded of the average American colonist was 5%. This was deemed intolerable, so we had a revolution and chucked out King George. I don't know about you, but 5% looks pretty good to me right now. *P

I don't know if you know this, but you might really, really want to consider something before you say anything else. That little commentary is word-for-word the propaganda and lying that spews out of the mouths of White Supremacists who want to justify their anti-Jewish bigotry and hatred by using the excuse "Well, they aren't really Jews". The bit about the president being a "slave" to some bank? That's also a standard trope of the intellectually deficient mentally retarded scum sucking slime who believe in the International Jewish Conspiracy. Yesterday was the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Bergen-Belsen, and I've fought against Holocaust deniers and the White Power Rangers for years (I've officially been called a "race traitor" by the White Aryan Resistance and their friends), so you'll excuse me for getting a tad upset at the kind of malicious lying that you've been spreading. You know, seeing as it was arguments like that which was used to justify what happened there. No doubt someone will lock the thread, and it would be quite justified. But before they do, please allow me to express one final thought: If you innocently believe that bullshit, you're an gullible idiot. If you truly believe that bullshit, you are beneath contempt. Have a nice day.