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Subject: One For My Smoking Friends

tjohn opened this issue on Apr 16, 2005 · 8 posts
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tjohn ( ) posted Sat, 16 April 2005 at 6:21 PM · edited Mon, 05 August 2024 at 7:55 AM

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I don't know how original an idea this is but it struck me as funny, so here it is. If you have a supervisor (or anti-smoking significant other) with a sense of humor, maybe you'd like to print this out and hang it over your desk.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

tjohn ( ) posted Sat, 16 April 2005 at 6:24 PM

BTW, I'm actually a militant ex-smoker, but there's always room for a little more humor in this world. John

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

RodsArt ( ) posted Sat, 16 April 2005 at 6:25 PM

LOL, That's great, Thanks tjohn.

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sackrat ( ) posted Sat, 16 April 2005 at 7:28 PM

You can have my cigarettes when you pry them from my cold dead hands ! Which if I keep smoking will be fairly soon.

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx

Quest ( ) posted Sat, 16 April 2005 at 9:10 PM

I stopped cold turkey 15 years ago after many years of addiction. So you dont have to tell me! Now I chew gumever tried chewing gum without any teeth? I use the 1-1/ 2 inch floss now, and Im bigger than the barn for Petes sake! LOL! Point is, often some habits leads to other bad habits. Nevertheless, I could go for a non-work area, now thats a bad habit I can get used to! :)

vasquez ( ) posted Sun, 17 April 2005 at 1:42 AM

LOL thank you tjohn!! Recently here in Italy, governement has prohibited to smoke in all public places (pubs included). They have found now, that due to all the smoking pause, workers work 10% less than before, so they want to reduce by the 10% their salary... no comment.

danamo ( ) posted Sun, 17 April 2005 at 3:54 AM

Lol, thanks Tjohn!

MoonGoat ( ) posted Sun, 17 April 2005 at 9:22 PM

Greatness! As a horny 15-year-old, smoking is generally discouraged for me, but I think I can defy society for a little humor.

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