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Subject: Funny Bryce T-Shirt

AgentSmith opened this issue on May 02, 2005 · 85 posts
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pumecobann ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 5:06 PM

lol - AS, you'd make a fortune out of horny women with a shirt like that!

The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006

tjohn ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 5:09 PM

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AgentSmith: I like the "Got Bryce?" idea, lol.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

woodhurst ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 6:30 PM

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haha, some great stuff here. I stole two of your ideas Agent Smith :P but yeah....just screwing around.

Rayraz ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 6:42 PM

Here's one my friend came up with "I waited 4 years for Bryce 6, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt"

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pumecobann ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 7:27 PM

Well seeing as Bryce is known for it's community, and it's a Bryce community member that'll be wearing it; How about... "WE ARE BRYCE" Don't knock it sir-Smith, ya know that's "quality" free advice from a marketing guru :-P Hah - peasants! Yours truly, Len (pumeco's marketing guy).

The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006

TheBryster ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 8:39 PM · edited Mon, 02 May 2005 at 8:41 PM
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"In BRYCE - No one can hear you scream!" "BRYCE - anything else is just HERESY!"

Message edited on: 05/02/2005 20:41

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

matrixmode ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:01 PM

"I'm with Bryce." "Have no sphere? Bryce is here!"

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." Leonardo da Vinci

CrazyDawg ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:06 PM · edited Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:07 PM

Bryce 5.5(front)
It has more flies than an outhouse(Front)
Call 1800 Youfool if you bought it(Back)

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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.


 


ringbearer ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:06 PM

So much Brycein' So little time. Resistance is futile You will be assimilated.

There are a lot of things worse than dying, being afraid all the time would be one.

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Incarnadine ( ) posted Mon, 02 May 2005 at 10:55 PM

Bryce took my VRginity! like "Got Bryce?" and woodhurst's "Bryce or Die"

Pass no temptation lightly by, for one never knows when it may pass again!

orbital ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 2:45 AM

A Bryce a day, keeps the wife away

http://joevinton.blogspot.com/

Rayraz ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 4:54 AM

front: "Bryce renders very fast" back: "on my 2000 node cluster"

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Mahray ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 8:46 AM

The latest offering from Daz... Drumroll please "I Can't Believe It's Not Bryce!"

Come visit us at RenderGods.

Ignore the shooty dog thing.

Mahray ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 8:48 AM

Bryce - It starts as inspiration... And ends as insanity

Come visit us at RenderGods.

Ignore the shooty dog thing.

madmax_br5 ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 9:16 AM

""all my answers need 3 days to render"" OMG Rayraz I am ROLLING!!!!! How about: All your bryce are belong to us I went to siggraph and all I saw was this Fabio-looking guy with a silly bryce t-shirt. ;-)

madmax_br5 ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 9:18 AM

Agentsmith: "Well you know, Bryce 5.5 just got released Siggraph junkie: Dude, you are SO living in the present tense

tjohn ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 11:44 AM

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#1

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

tjohn ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 11:46 AM

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#2

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

kiwi_gg ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 1:22 PM

Love is.....BRYCE,a 2 Gig graphics card and a 20 Gig CPU. Cheers ;-)) GG.

WHO said Kiwi's can't Fly ?????

Rayraz ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 2:20 PM

The Bryce and the Beautifull

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GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 6:10 PM

HAVE A BRYCE DAY!!

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 7:40 PM
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These are great but the best T-shirt I ever saw was.... "I am a nuclear weapons specialist. If you see me running - try to keep up...."

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

PJF ( ) posted Tue, 03 May 2005 at 8:11 PM

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With apologies to Woody Allen.

Swade ( ) posted Wed, 04 May 2005 at 12:04 AM

"What would you like to BRYCE today?"

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary, and those who don't. 

A whiner is about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

RobertJ ( ) posted Wed, 04 May 2005 at 9:14 AM

Bryce-user under pressure Do not puncture or incinerate

Robert van der Veeke Basugasubasubasu Basugasubakuhaku Gasubakuhakuhaku!! "Better is the enemy of good enough." Dr. Mikoyan of the Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau.

pumecobann ( ) posted Wed, 04 May 2005 at 1:59 PM

@PJF May DAZ heed the warning signs upon their very screen... cue spooky music

The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006

Ang25 ( ) posted Sun, 08 May 2005 at 8:32 AM

Front: BRYCE ROCKS! Back: Hoodoo Voodoo

cambert ( ) posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 11:29 AM

I can't believe no-one came up with, "Brycers have the biggest balls - and they're shiny!"

Rayraz ( ) posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 11:54 AM

in bryce, no one can hear you scream

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(")(")This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

tjohn ( ) posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 3:19 PM

Ray: See #57. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

Rayraz ( ) posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 4:08 PM

lol oopsie

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jasonmit ( ) posted Wed, 11 May 2005 at 2:21 AM

God created Bryce Canyon With Bryce, I create the canyons

cambert ( ) posted Wed, 11 May 2005 at 3:30 AM

If you wanted to express the obsession, the nights of texturing until the bleary-eyed wee hours, the endless anxiety of waiting for upgrades, sacrificing your computer to render times measured in geological terms: "I Bryce therefore I am..." (front) "...patient." (back)

chohole ( ) posted Wed, 11 May 2005 at 4:00 AM

How about:- Jesus saves but Bryce needs propmting!

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."


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