Greetings all you weirdos, psychos, hot-heads, perverts, preachers, maladroits, malaprops, and those of you out there who are just plain SICK!!! (That just about covers the personalities in MY head, hi to everybody else, too.) Something new... But First! A Message from our Sponsor: (Advertisement)---- Enjoying the hot new taste sensation that's sweeping the Ravenous nation has up until now been a messy and disgusting experience, though we know you kiddies like 'em so much you been eatin' 'em with your bare hands! Well now you can say, "HellOOO Miss Manners!" That's right, no more gooey fingers, no more lost treats when you accidentally pop one wide open while digging it out with your big stubby fingers! Our lovely SpokesRaven Miss Wylde Raventhorne poses here with the latest in clean and carefree eating enjoyment. Here's what you get: 1. The handy little fork means no more messy, runny goo on your fingers! 2. The perfectly sized serving dish means those slippery little things won't be rolling all over the table and falling on the floor! comes with a... 3. ... snap shut lid so you can save some for later- we thought of everything! 4. (Not Shown) And with the convenient little scoop spoon extractor, no more popped and ruined treats! Ahh, the wonders of modern living.... (Snacks not included in kit. Some local restrictions may apply. "Wylde Raventhorne" character is created from Zygote Victoria model and is the work of Thorne, All Rights Reserved. "Easy-On-The-Eyes" 4 piece place setting for Ravens and Ravenesque beings created by Thorne- Patent Pending.) Happy Snacking!!! =};-}>

Holy Yikes, Batman!!! An erotic munchkin certain to fuel the fever of Edgar Allan Poe's darkest dementia of dangerous desire. Also would have made the Super Bowl much more interesting, even for non-Raving Ravens forevermore...

Hahaha! What are you raving about? I bet you one-a dem Raven lunatics, ain't ya? If I wuz you, I'd keep an eye out for.... hmm, no, scratch that, poor choice of words... I mean, uh.. no, (better forgit the scratchin', too...) what I mean ta say is... oh heck, I'll have to get back to ya, quoth the Thorne...

...if you're a Raven or a poser.

Oh- the Eye-Ball! Never even noticed it until you mentioned it. Funny how your eye will see one thing while someone else will see something different. I wasn't concentrating enough on the background elements. Whew!, is it hot in here or what...?

...now what about the Symbolism of the Pink Candle???

Not to bring your party down, or anything...But, I have daughters...and well...this is just a little over the top for my tastes.

She is only what you make her. Will she be available soon?

Poppi you sure know how to overlook talent.

By the way what hair is that and is it sold someplace?

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The excellent hair model is by Jim Burton, who brokers at Zygote among other places. This is basically the Victoria version of my Miss September free model, "Robyn Ravenhair"- who is 20 years old and modeled after a real life faerie who is more beautiful than any Poser model could ever be ::winks at Uthena:: Raventhorne here will be coming to the store soon =};-}>

Thank God she is 20 years old!

Thorne: I think I fall comfortably into the first four of your categories. Preaching isn't anywhere in my character & the only "mals" that I have on a regular basis are malaise & maladjustment. Your excellent work on the one hand makes me want to simply give up & live out the rest of my life a defeated dog but then (usually after I get a bite to eat) I get very jealous of your creations & decide to stay with it a bit longer just to try to catch up. But then after a while when I'm feeling self satisfied again, you come up with something even better. As for her age, whether real or imaginary: it doesn't matter. Age is irrelevant where Beauty is concerned & she sure is lovely.

Thank you michalki for your very eloquent words. I appreciate your comments =};-}>