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Subject: OT- Funny Ha Ha --- Living In 2005


RodsArt ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 1:03 PM · edited Sun, 03 November 2024 at 11:23 AM

Living In 2005 You know you're living in 2005 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends...you know you want to!

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sackrat ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 1:35 PM

Better than living in 1005. Funny. I'm not forwarding this to anyone,..........basically, I have no real friends because I never leave the machines.

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tempest967 ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 1:45 PM

21.....you take time out of your work day or spend your breaks to check the forums, galleries, etc......at R'osity to see what people are talking about, who's looking at your latest Bryce render.....etc. 22. before going out to the store, you check to see if you can get it cheaper at eBay or Amazon, at one point you didn't even know what an eBay was and the Amazon was a thriving rainforest, not an online mall.


RobertJ ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 3:06 PM · edited Fri, 27 May 2005 at 3:07 PM

Seen that, done that, doing that and so on...

All to familiar And 23: I don't need breaks to check up on Rendo, no rule 21 for me :)

Message edited on: 05/27/2005 15:07

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pidjy ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 5:27 PM

24 The rare time you meet some real people, when you laught you shout L.O.L!!!!!


shinyary2 ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 5:55 PM

19 and 20, yup I did that. ROFL!!!! =) =) =) 25. You hear about the space elevator they are making and you are not impressed. 26. You no longer watch TV, think it's outdated and spend all your time on the internet. 27. You forgot what 19 and 20 were above, so you went back to check and see if you did the same thing I did. =) 28. You think Dilbert is the most awesome comic strip ever made.


bandolin ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 6:46 PM

Can't forward this to anyone, you people are the only people I know.


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Pancho1985 ( ) posted Fri, 27 May 2005 at 11:09 PM
  1. You are tempted to say 'lol' in regular converstion... or is that just me?

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Claymor ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 12:52 AM

You so totally rock dude!!! 19 and 20 dud me in...


MoonGoat ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 12:57 AM
  1. Your Valentine's Day poem to your girlfriend reads: Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base, are belong to you. MoonGoat (I lasted 3 weeks.)


Rayraz ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 1:35 AM

@29: lol! I almost do just that several times a week :-P

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TheBryster ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 8:03 AM · edited Sat, 28 May 2005 at 8:04 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!

I went to the kitchen once and tried to left-click/drag the salt pot out of a cupboard....... #31 You are shocked when people tell you they don't have a puter.....

Message edited on: 05/28/2005 08:04

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Rayraz ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 8:17 AM · edited Sat, 28 May 2005 at 8:17 AM

#32 You are shocked when people tell you they don't have a fast internet connection.

#33 People don't believe you when you say you don't own and/or ever have owned a mobile phone.

#34 Google-whacking is your biggest hobby.

#35 You party like it's 2005 instead of 1999.

#36 You comment that a real-life special effect in a movie looks too CG.

#37 you do 99% of your homework behind your pc or laptop.

#38 Your classmates don't know tommy cooper

#39 Your calendar says so

#40 Your $400 graphicscard is outdated in just 6 months.

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Rendy ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 9:36 AM

41 You waste time reading all this...


Rayraz ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 9:53 AM

guilty on that one :P

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shinyary2 ( ) posted Sat, 28 May 2005 at 10:42 AM

=0 me too lol


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