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Subject: Boys have more toys


croxie ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 3:14 AM · edited Mon, 13 January 2025 at 1:47 AM

I've been a member of a lot of communities and during the past couple of years also in some photo communities. Now...since I'm nosey I'd like to know if this is just an impression that I have or if this really is the case...but if you compare male and female photographers, wouldn't you agree that the guys tend to go for the new gadgets a lot sooner than what we gals do? And also discuss them a lot more. C - da one what wants to know

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."


Nameless_Wildness ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 3:22 AM

How can I not agree :)



coolj001 ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 4:01 AM

That reminds me...did I tell you about my new CKX1000 supersonic laser lens? It is so cool it can take pictures without a camera. :-)


croxie ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 4:05 AM

ROFL!!!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."


Onslow ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 4:34 AM

I'm toyly challenged sad.gif

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html


DJB ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 5:02 AM

Have you ever seen guys with thier cars...and guys who fish. We like stuff like that.Least I do.But only have wha i know I will use. Bet if we have a look in your drawers we find things you spend money on that a guy never would...like 20 bottles of nailpolish and cotton balls.Women like having fancy flatware and little trinkets all over the place.I don't know of any guy who would buy those little decorative rings that go around the stem of a wine glass.

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



croxie ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 5:29 AM

hehehe Actually...you would be surprised how clean my drawers are from "things" in general :p And decorative rings around the steam of a wine glass? Hm...is there any purpose for something like that or is it just a...gadget? Or women and their handbags....rolleyes Meesa doesn't have one of those either :p

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."


Zacko ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 6:49 AM

My number one superhero is no other than.....Inspector Gadget, LOL. The only thing standing in my way from getting the latest of everything...is indeed a female so i wont argue with you. shy.gif Oh...and im also quite cheap, lol.

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Margana ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 12:39 PM

I agree with Doug...LOL @ those winestem charms,but some of them are really cute and they DO have a purpose.It's so when you're at a party you know which glass is yours...alot classier to use wineglasses than plastic cups wouldn't you say? Oh and about cars...well I guess I'm like a guy then.And I couldn't care less about handbags...ugh! Doug,didn't you once post something about the differences between men and women?It was really funny...

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


Nameless_Wildness ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 12:50 PM

Well Andreas, you would love my wife in that respect...she encourages to buy 'toys' 'cos she knows its my passion ;)



DJB ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 9:42 PM

You're right Marlene I did post something once... I rememeber now... Going to have to find it in my files somewhere. "winestem charms" See I never even knew the name of them. LOL

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



Margana ( ) posted Sat, 03 December 2005 at 11:05 PM

LOL I don't even know if that's what you call them!But I do hope you find that post,it cracked me up! :^D

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


DJB ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 4:45 AM

This might be the one...not sure? WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and needz)**
female:** The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior** to tossing it out**

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



croxie ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 5:07 AM

LOL...and it's all so true :pp

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."


Zacko ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 5:57 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!! POINTI~21.GIF

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Margana ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 11:57 AM

LMAO!!!Thanks Doug!!! :^D

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


DJB ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 3:25 PM

Attached Link: Of Course

OH I have one more that I just made into a webpage to send around to family and friends. kinda funny.

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



Zacko ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 3:32 PM

Kinda funny indeed...LMAO!!!! HAHA!!! Thanks Doug. #:O)

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Margana ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 3:37 PM

LOL!Thanks for another laugh! Ooh do you have that other one Doug?It's also about men and women...from their nicknames for each other to what they have in the bathroom...do you remember that one?

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


DJB ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 3:57 PM

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!


Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares!


Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.


Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.


Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the sonofabitch for you.


Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over shit, so don't do it.


Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.


And finally the most important tip....

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be
sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!!

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



Margana ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 4:09 PM

ROTFLMAO!I love this one!I don't know where you find them but they're so funny...and soooooooo true!!!

Thanx Dougie!!!

Look my first smiley!!!Thanks for that link ,too!lol.gif

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


Zacko ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 4:18 PM

ROFLMAO @ Marlene....about time if you ask me. #;O)

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Margana ( ) posted Sun, 04 December 2005 at 4:29 PM

Yup Yup! LOL! ...Well I gave up waiting for a certain custom smiley I was promised...ahem ;^)

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


TomDart ( ) posted Mon, 05 December 2005 at 10:10 PM

More toys? hUmmm...MY toys do functional things, as I remember from the last time I used some of them. Then again, there is a closet of mine and the entire top shelf area is full of shoes..the wife had need of more room for shoes. Ever been there when the right pair of shoes could not be found? Speaking of toys... Well, we do define things differently, the boys and the girs. Where Brian stands on this, well, suspect shoes and toys. I don't know and cannot and should not speculate. My mitre saw is wonderful when I actually use it.


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