Sorry folks....but that´s all i could come up with....living at the countryside and all with barns all around me. :mellow:

So come on....show me some yeeeehaaaa-creatures!

Aaarrrghhh....i forgot to change the background from white to RR-colored on my photo. It was suppose to just float there...sigh. :bored:

Thanks Kort. I´m up to one beer and 4 cups of coffee. Me a good boy.

That´s a donkey right? Always happy to see some ass before bedtime, lol. :tt2:

I thought you might like a little ass before bed. Now if someone will just post a dairy cow, you'll get your fill of teats as well. :m_tongue2:

Yes please. :b_funny:

RIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!  :woot: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Yes that will definitly dooooo!!! Thank you for joining in. Fancy seeing you here my friend......wonder if i´ll still call you that after tomorrows big game.

Big game ?

Some of us have already qualified for the next round

LoL, gotta luv a rivalry. Mighty fine cow ya got there Moonbeam, though she seems a little wooden in front of the camera. :rolleyes:

Quote - Big game ?

Some of us have already qualified for the next round

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! So that´s the kind of attitude we´re having eh? BLIMEY!!!! Well....of course you´re qualifed to the next round....you have a SWEDISH coach damn it. :tt2:

LMAO !

Here are my farm animals. Chiky and Rusty.

seeyus great Simon!

LOL You guys are cracking me up!

But Andreas,I thought you liked 'em BIIIIIIIGGGGGG!!! ;^P

Okay I gotta see what I've got...

Great to see you Richard!!!

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Yup...now we have it all don´t we? Asses, teats and cocks. :b_tonguewink:

OOOOPS! Sorry....hopefully you all understand what i meant....la la la...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...la la la...and their lives are better than yours....la la la.  Beautiful photos Tunde and Valerie. Thank you for joining in.

Oh, we crossed Marlene. Nah, i´m not that picky. Teats and asses of all shapes and sizes are welcome to this thread. :tt2:

Oooh a rusty c.....

Okay I'm so not gonna say it,lol.

Sorry.I checked...and I don't have a cock or an ass,lol.  I can't even give you a little goose,either. :tongue1:

:b_unbelievable:  But...but......butt...lol  :tt2:

Hey....doesn´t this feel somewhat familiar? Threads going down the drain....while people are having fun. Sigh....i´ve missed this.

:b_nervous:

The big one on the left got quite verbal with me as well. I would have much preferred to shoot Onslows subject.

MooooooooooooOOoo!

...and what so funny about cocks, asses and teats... :b_funny:

Mark

LMAO! Those look mighty scary indeed Mark. You should have pulled an Anthony on them and threatened to take them to Mac Donalds, LOL. There´s nothing that scares a cow as much as a grown Ronald McDonald. :m_tongue2:

Thanks for joining in man.

For you guys that like to get a little 'tail'. ;^P

And yup yup,I missed it too. :biggrin:

PS I keep forgetting to say your shot is outstanding Andreas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You'd better put that in your gallery!Or I'll come after ya!

Awww! And what splendid pale asses they are, lol. I remember this shot Marlene. It´s absolutely gorgeous!!!!!!!! Wow! This thread is moving fast isn´t it?

Well you kids play nicely okay? I´m going to bed now. See ya later gang! :m_sleepy:

Ohh Marlene good one! LOL

Thanks Tunde.Nice to see Chiky and Rusty,too.

Gorgeous shot,Geert.I adore horses.Such beautiful creatures they are.

"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." - Jeff Stilson
 

AW! Akemi's here!Great to see you posting...and in the forum,no less!

I've got to tell you,I simply adore your avatar!!!One of the best and cutest I've seen.

Glad you decided to join in.

ROFLMAO! I LOVE YOUR AVATAR AKEMI!!!! It´s from "For the birds" right? Love that animation, lol. Beautiful photo of those dalmation-cows by the way. Your horse-shot is also lovely girsempa.

I hope Akemi doesn't mind my saying this,but I got an email from her and it seems she has no text box and can only post pics in the forum.

Maybe someone knows why?

She says she can only write a short header if she posts a thread...but evidently she doesn't get a text box...strange,huh?

Anyway,that's why she doesn't say anything with her upload and can't respond. :(

I hope someone can help her.It sounds even more frustrating than the stuff we've all been complaining about.

Akemi,if you're reading this,hang in there!And always glad to see you,no matter what!

Oh....and by the way. Thank you Marlene. I might just do that then. I don´t understand why you´re making it sound like it´s a bad thing to have you coming after me though. :tongue2:

And we crossed again Marlene. That´s awful news about Akemi´s situation. There seems to be quite a few hick-ups left for the programmers to sort out....like the ebot-incidents. :bored:

LOL!I guess that depends on your point of view!

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying. - Woody Allen

Such a lovely images here...love the wooden cow..really coooool

I couldn't resist this thread !!!!!

"....so I thought let me post one of me too." So i gather that´s a selfportrait then? LOL! Sorry vlaaitje, but that typo made for such a funny joke. I hope i didn´t offend you.  

That´s one beautiful cow by the way. And it even has a straw in his mouth. Sooooo cute. Thanks for joining in on this thread.

hahahahhaha.........its okay...who knows I made your day....you got it

Wonderful shots one and all and a very popular, "Fine....Simon says....". I hope this ends your insecurities about posting Simon's Andreas, they are always popular! Now I guess the pressure is on MEEEE! (grumble, grumble...) :scared:

Thanks Kort..... :b_grin: You have 60 hours to complete your mission and deliver a new Simon. The countdown starts....NOW! Ta da da da da da daaaaaa....theme from Mission Impossible....ta da da da. Loved the third one btw....incase you haven´t seen it....and if you even care about my movie-reviews....or ramble for that matter. Sigh. :bored:

Speaking of countdowns....only 5 hours left now Richard. Got your beer and peanuts set? I sure do.

Haven't seen it yet...waiting for the DVD. =] Thanks for the review anhoot. 59 hours, 44 minutes...

No cow is simple my friend. They are complex creatures...but once you get to know them they are alot of fun. Especially at parties.....BBQ-parties that is. :tt2: Thanks for joining Danielle.

I'll tell you something about cows.....they can be really creepy. There's three of them in the back field and I'll come outside to find all three of them just starting at me through the fence. Then I move....and their heads follow me. Very disturbing at times. :unsure:  LOL

Sounds like my neighbours....the Eringdahl´s  :tt2:

You trying to slip me some tongue??? LMAO Sorry, I couldn't resist. Your smiley didn't work so it just says tongue. :tt2:

Sounds like you have creepy neighbors, too. I'm just lucky my cow neighbors have another 10 acres to wonder around on.

You must be rubbing off on me, Andreas. I haven't posted in the forum much and look at me getting off topic! sheesh  heh heh

Wowwwww, I like vey much this simon, excellent idea Andreas and very good challenge with our friend TwoPynts :lol:

hugsss

"I'll come outside to find all three of them just starting at me through the fence. Then I move....and their heads follow me. Very disturbing at times."

LMAO!That sounds almost surrealistic,Danielle.How funny and yes,creepy!!!I can so picture that!

And LOL at your neighbors,Andreas.They sound like children of the corn or something.

Great cow pic by the way,Danielle.I really like your composition.

Ferret: Chaos with fur, claws and an odd smell.

LMAO!!! What a priceless expression! :lol: Thanks for joining.

LOL!That pic is so funny!It looks like he's (she's?)complaining!

What a perfect shot for one of those comic book 'speech bubble' thingies...(whatever they are called)...

"I told you once,I've told you twice,
I've said it to you three times,
and what I tell you three times is true."
Lewis Carrol, the Hunting of the Snark.

title for it is horse crossing  this never made it into my gallery... wonderful idea Andreas!  :OD

Phew....so glad it wasn´t cross-dressing, lol. Such a beautiful photo Kimmie. Thank you for joining. My godness you´re busy in the forum tonight. Still not checking your IMs though.