I've a scene ready to post and I would like to do something different (fun?)  I need someone to to say they would like to go fishing with this ole redneck.  I'm off to work right now , so when I return I'll see if any takers.  Person with best reason or convincing story to go fishing gets put into the narrative.

It is light hearted.

For the last three months, I have tried to go fishing with my father every weekend.  Every single time, something goes wrong.  Sometimes I get called into work, other times 30-40 knot winds, the other times rain.

I haven't been fishing for months on end, and I need to go (or my head will burst!)

Yeah i whould like to go fishing .. the problem is my bike has a flat ... and the last time i walked to the otherside of the world i got instand famous .. i dunno why .. maybe because i walked of the water  to the otherside ... people have a strange way of think that is something special ...

and i did not tell em about the ice that was on the water ;}

Chris

No! No! I don't wanna go fishing! I don't LIKE fishing! Silly and boring! Don't make me go, puh-leeze?? (Pretty puh-leeze?) I'll do anything else, honest, just don't make me go fishing....

Cheers,
Diolma

skiwillgee, one thing i have come to learn in the fishing world....NEVER take a female fishing with you, for some ungodly known reason they always tend to catch the fish.

I wont go fishing because, well you heard the joke about the one armed fisherman...hmm i can say i am him, only have one arm i can use

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It’s pre-dawn before the fishing challenge at Bryce Lake.  A lot of the gang was going to be there, BAR-CODE, CrazyDawg, Mayray, and others.  Skiwillgee talked Mayray and Sazzart into sneaking out the morning before to check things out redneck style.  Need an explanation?  Ski told them they would find out if there really are monstrous cat fish in the lake as reported.  It’s simple.  Toss a stick of dynamite into the water and see what floats up. Good idea—toss dynamite into water from the boat (Saz brought C4) Bad idea—they brought a playful Labrador retriever along for the ride.  See picture for the results.  Sorry about the hat Saz.  Willie

Okay, I know it's dumb.  Humor me.  Tks for those who replied.

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This are the way I heared this here story, "as I smokes corn cobb pipe"

Yaayah dat be the way I hurd it 2.  Had that story one my mind when I twisted it a bit.

At least I got to fo fishing :)

Do I have to get naked? Although I am sure that would be reason enough.

nekkid? Only if skinnydipping.

Why do I like this job? Well, the money's good, the scenary changes and they let me play with exposives.................