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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2024 Nov 21 4:12 am)
Subject: rendergods quotes
"i am a woman, women are unexplainable therefore women are cheese, therefore i am cheese"
Hmm.. I'm a fan of cheese and a fan of women. so that makes sense. But does this mean i can switch my gaydar for a cheese dispenser?
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"vagabond> a broom?
vivafluff> hmm
kitty5> it's freaking SPACE AGE and stuff and he has to use a MOP, a BROOM and a BUCKET :))
afrix> could just imagine that guy in the distance calling about "bob, have you finished sweeping the fusion reactor and super conductor cannon?"
kitty5> :)
vivafluff> lol
vivafluff> how will ppl crap in that time?"
Hmm... by means of teleportation?
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@ Draculaz..... I'm a little confused... It sounds like the people in r'gods are really funny, clever and with a lot of enthusiasm...... Now, as to your last writting are you suggesting we here in Renderosity do the same..... because we lack enthusiasm....
---- ( by the way, if you want to visit the dead walking go to Painter furom)---
Why are you showing us these coversations..... I really must have missed something.....
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"No, it happens your friend is only mostly dead. That means he's slightly alive. Now if he was all dead, there's only one thing you can do"
"What's that?"
go through his pockets and look for loose changed" - Princess Bride..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
Thanks Drac/Fluffy, I was missing the Chaos lately. :^)
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
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we finally gathered up enough good stuff to show you all what we talk about in r'gods:
Sunday, September 17, 2006
vivafluff> man, i got borked by mosquitoes
xenic101> which is odd, but by no means the oddest thing to have borked viva
vivafluff> hey, they come to me..
xenic101> yes but most people start saying 'no' somewhere around domestic animals
posted by mihnea at 2:25 PM
Friday, September 15, 2006
### English Expression
Fimu: is there an expression in english: something done poorly but made to make people believe it was good, but it fails anyway?
Afrix: its called vista :P
posted by Phil at 9:40 AM
Saturday, September 02, 2006
### the day the earth stood still...
vivafluff> fuck
vivafluff> i just realized something
vivafluff> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
koruptor> oO
ek-art> O_O
vivafluff> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
vivafluff> :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
vivafluff> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
koruptor> wtf?
ek-art> WHAT?
vivafluff> I JUST DELETED ALL MY PORN!!!!!!
vivafluff> FUCK!
ek-art> ROTFLAMO
koruptor> lol?
vivafluff> FUCK FUCK UCK
vivafluff> AG[OAJGO[A
vivafluff> AGDJGGA
ek-art>:DD
posted by mihnea at 3:41 PM
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
vivafluff> okay.. my taskbar is about as long as... well...
Scoleman123> as what?
BillGates> his pinky finger
Scoleman123> or the 11th finger
Scoleman123> (not that big)
Scoleman123> ;p
Scoleman123> what?
Afrix> my taskbar on gnome is 4x longer :P
vivafluff> lol
Scoleman123> lol
posted by mihnea at 11:13 AM
Monday, August 28, 2006
Afrix> have a pretty large logitech mouse ^^
Afrix> its really good, but sometimes cat hair gets into the optical part and it goes crazy :P
BillGates> your cat likes to hump your mouse?
posted by mihnea at 6:37 AM
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Mahray> Oh Wikipedia, how doth I love thee / As I wander at will amongst thy links / As if leaves on a great tree / All of it makes me think
kitty5> :))!
Mahray> Just let me click on a topic / And find within knowledge unbounded / From macro to microscopic / all to be hounded
Mahray> (ABAB format is hard)
kitty5> yep
Mahray> one more stanza should round it out.
Mahray> From hard facts to illusion / from the pens of many / and in final conclusion / for not even a penny
kitty5> ^_^
kitty5> storm of applauds
posted by mihnea at 4:19 AM
Friday, August 04, 2006
### Too Difficult
dphoenix: when learning this trade is there some way to neutralize the core from the vendor specific tools?
drawbridgep: it's way too early for me to understand that question
posted by Phil at 6:46 AM
### Lustily
drawbridgep: " Always good to meet a true fan. We all bowed now since this was not
the kind of reception you normally get. Bowed yet again as all in the
room cheered lustily." what on earth is the point of such email spam?
vivafluff: to get lustily in there?
posted by Phil at 6:45 AM
Friday, July 28, 2006
### Is it cold out?
vivafluff: i just came back from the petrol station... i bought a playboy for this friend of mine whose birthday is today
drawbridgep: "a friend"
kitty5: yeah
kitty5: not it called "buying for a friend" :D
vivafluff: i swear, i even got him a shirt
drawbridgep: anyway?....
vivafluff: and when i stood out of the car my pants fell down. and a mommy with a kid in a whatchamacallit was just passing by
kitty5: why would your pants fall down?
vivafluff: um, because the little thing went off
drawbridgep: what did she say?
vivafluff: the button flew off
drawbridgep: "hello big boy"
kitty5: so you totally stood there with pants down and playboy in hands? :))
vivafluff: i'm not sure but a friend had just called me and my hand was on the phone
drawbridgep: "oh, are you cold?"
KhaiJB: 'oh look, it's like a penis.. only smaller'
vivafluff: i stood there with no underwear, my pants down, playboy in one hand and talking on the cell phone. and with a cigarette in my mouth
kitty5: LMAO
drawbridgep: NO WAY
kitty5: MY EYES!
vivafluff: i did. granted, the pants were like thigh down
kitty5: MY BRAIN!!!
drawbridgep: no one would believe that story
KhaiJB: my skin! aaaaiiiieee
kitty5: the VISUALS!!
kitty5: ACK
posted by Phil at 8:11 AM
Thursday, July 27, 2006
kitty5> you know wht will be the most useful thing in Poser7? multiple undo :/
koruptor> it will be so multiple, you can undo untill you have poser6 again!
posted by mihnea at 10:06 AM
Thursday, July 20, 2006
### Wal-Smart
KhaiJB: Walmart have had the temporary fencing removed from along their property and our garden...
kitty5: huh?
kitty5: what for?
KhaiJB: meaning that ppl will (it's happened already) cross from them over our property to the public park next to us
kitty5: aha
KhaiJB: walmart reckon it's done its job and should b removed
KhaiJB: we disgree
KhaiJB: I spoke to the lads removing the fencing....
KhaiJB: ...it was gonna be taken and throw away as garbage....
kitty5: :)
drawbridgep: so you're taking it and just gonna put it back up again?
KhaiJB: .....most of it is now in my Workshop (back cabin) and I'll put it back up later :)
drawbridgep: lol
drawbridgep: so walmart just wasted a ton of money
kitty5: LMAO
KhaiJB: the guys even left me a roll at the back fence before they left :)
drawbridgep: I would pay to see the look on their faces when they go in to work and the fence is there.
drawbridgep: "So, er didn't we pay to have the fence taken down?"
drawbridgep: and then they call teh fence guys and complain to them
KhaiJB: and I'll be putting it on my side of the property line.. say abou 6 inches in.... so....
KhaiJB: and the fencing guys won't know a thing... since it's my fencing ;)
posted by Phil at 7:36 AM
Sunday, June 11, 2006
xenic101> I guess these pictures of Angelina and Brad and Shiloh could be cuter, but only if they somehow got a tiger cub to hold hands with a panda in the background. And there was a rainbow. And the tiger cub was offering Shiloh a picture they made out of glitter and elbow macaroni. And the tiger and panda still had like glitter over their paws and whiskers. From making the picture. Other than that, yeah, I think were pretty much
posted by mihnea at 1:43 AM
Friday, June 02, 2006
### motleyfool's wet dreams
kitty5> DAZ is dead
Motleyfool> be still my beating heart
posted by mihnea at 11:16 AM
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
### On the joys of high pings...
kitty5> "Perform a forensic analysis " ... O_o
vivafluff> anal probe :)
sackrat> EWwwwww
sackrat> I come back to my machine to read "anal probe" ?
kitty5> okay how can i get that thingie?
posted by mihnea at 10:12 AM
Saturday, April 22, 2006
* vivafluff changes topic to 'rendergods.com | 3D artists and assorted borkers | Congrats to Mahray! | xenic's on viva's poop list | earth day today, cut a tree'
kimpe> what did xenic do?
vivafluff> xenic> ROTFLMAO!!! Don't tell drac, I just realized my shortcut to wings is in a folder called Poser Utilities.
vivafluff> this was back in march of 2005, but i just found out :)
kimpe> heh
posted by mihnea at 11:19 AM
Friday, April 21, 2006
SgtDano> (i finished the thing i was swearing at yesterday btw - http://static.flickr.com/46/132164844_26e6aca3c4_o.jpg
vivafluff> anal probe?
SgtDano> that's one anal probe, 2 flashlights, and one actual correct guess of a sonic screwdriver, from Afrix XD
posted by mihnea at 9:34 AM
Thursday, April 13, 2006
### Complaints and Grievances...
Xenic is the guy who lurks for weeks on end without saying a word.. and then this...
xenic> f the god damn style sheets. I didn't have to do that before and I'll be damned if I'm going to have to fight to get that damn site to work when it worked fine before they decided that mickey mouse bubble gum aol flavored was how information should be presented. Now I got a fancy smanshy graphic telling me that I havedn't read a single thread since 1984 and now I gotta look at everybodies little picture, If I wanted to see
xenic> damn gallery, that's what its there for, The forums are for information, that's words, it's not a damn classified ad. Why are they fixxing it? It should have been working right before theey dropped it on 4billion users. Oh, it'll be ok, they've just got to work out some kinksm then the nice, clean simple site you could go to and feel at home will have completed it's dopplegangle into a damn something useless, since the thr
xenic> ing order, how can I sit down and skim thru wats new since last night, It takes so much reading to figure out if you've read it before that I may as well only stop by once a week or two, that way I could be pretty sure that I hadn't read anything near the top of the page. Rendo sucks and has always sucked, the people who frequent there and comprise the community are awesome and they compensate for the fact that the corner
xenic> I can't even find thoose people under all the damn stars and avatars and sigs and colors and BIG WORDS and it's like a damn grade school. Show me one php forum that is cool, the forum not the people. Hell show me one php forum that has the community that rendo is about to start loosing because the basic dynamics of the site have changed and are no longer as open and freilndly as they were. look at daz,m across the board,
xenic> all of them, they're just run amock gradeschool classrooms. That's because of the set up and now rendo's jumped on the band wagon, years after it's rolled in to the lake.
posted by mihnea at 11:53 PM
Saturday, April 08, 2006
[19:40] * Mahray hunts curriculum documents.
[19:40] * Mahray stalks behind the prey, carefully making no noise.
[19:40] kitty5> ^_^
[19:40] * Mahray Pounces, and ...
[19:41] * Mahray misses, and starts chasing after his prey.
[19:41] kitty5> O_o
[19:41] * Mahray is fleet of foot, but his prey is slowly getting closer to safety.
[19:42] * Mahray puts all his efforts into one last burst of strength and speed...
[19:42] * Mahray downloads the pdf file! A quick search command later and the information is gained.
[19:43] * Mahray has now sated his appetite, and rests again, until once more the knowledge of curriculum documents is needed.
[19:43] Mahray> We will now return you to your scheduled entertainment.
[19:51] bendigo> heh
[19:51] bendigo> i found that quite funny
[19:52] * Mahray takes a bow.
posted by mihnea at 3:25 AM
Friday, April 07, 2006
KhaiJB> undead!! aaaaahhhh
kitty6> of course undead, like everyone else
KhaiJB> everyones undead? aaaaah I'm surrounded by Zombies!!
kitty6> why zombies?
kitty6> undead, that meald alive
kitty6> geez
KhaiJB> cos I can outrun them easy
kitty6> means even
KhaiJB> no
KhaiJB> there's Dead, undead, mostly dead alive and cheese
kitty6> i am cheese then
KhaiJB> dead, you lie there and rot. undead, your up and around, but all life has stopped. mostly dead, your in a coma or in a boring lecture. Alive explains itself and the last Cheese, we're not sure what that is...
bendigo> ah cheese
kitty6> see?
kitty6> i am a woman, women are unexplainable therefore women are cheese, therefore i am cheese
posted by mihnea at 5:08 AM
Sunday, March 26, 2006
### Good mornings in Rendergods
posted by mihnea at 5:24 AM
Monday, March 13, 2006
### ways to kill a chat, way nr. 10453
vagabond> a broom?
vivafluff> hmm
kitty5> it's freaking SPACE AGE and stuff and he has to use a MOP, a BROOM and a BUCKET :))
afrix> could just imagine that guy in the distance calling about "bob, have you finished sweeping the fusion reactor and super conductor cannon?"
kitty5> :)
vivafluff> lol
vivafluff> how will ppl crap in that time?
posted by mihnea at 1:56 PM
Sunday, March 05, 2006
### American Idol
vivafluff: hmm... some cat is screaming in the distance
vivafluff: and it's annoying
drawbridgep: Maybe someone has American Idol on TV
vivafluff: why would anyone have american idol on tv?
drawbridgep: dunno
vivafluff: you know, if simon cowell was funny at the same time as being annoying, he'd be cool?
drawbridgep: his thing this year is "I'm not being rude, but you're fat and you can't sing and look like crap."
kimpe: when was my ex wife on American Idol?
posted by Phil at 5:01 AM
Monday, February 27, 2006
### Phil the God
vivafluff> phil's exodus?
vivafluff> toilet broken again?
WastelandKhai> he's writing his own bible
vivafluff> thou shalt not have other gods but phil
WastelandKhai> 'And in the Beginning was Phil and he found this Good'
vivafluff> and phil saw eve, but G was right behind him with a frying pan, so all was not Good :D
kitty5> LOL
vivafluff> he's so gonna get me for that, lol
kitty5> so there was G form the beginning too?
WastelandKhai> 'Then the AntiPhil did bind Phil to Viva with tape and jello and whipped cream and G was not happy'
pauljs75> And let there be light, a radial with 50 power, and 20% falloff, colored #CCCCFF, with cast shadows enabled.
posted by mihnea at 11:50 AM
Friday, February 24, 2006
### Conversation with bots about girls
drawbridgep: mathetes, what are girls?
Mathetes: drawbridgep: Girls not only serve as mothers and first educators of the next generation, but as women they will make special contributions to their families, their communities, and to the creation of a just world order.
drawbridgep: mathetes, why do girls wear makeup?
Mathetes: drawbridgep: The female half of your species may be forever shrouded in an impenetrable fog of mystery.
drawbridgep: grace, why do girls wear makeup?
Grace: Reductionism.
posted by Phil at 4:41 PM
Monday, February 20, 2006
* FurnaceBoy is now known as FurnaceBender
nvidhive> eeeeek!
nvidhive> its loika Silence of the Lambs!
posted by mihnea at 12:29 PM
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Evilpuppet> Ready, draw!
posted by mihnea at 5:49 PM
Wednesday, February 15, 2006