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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2025 Feb 17 1:22 pm)
Subject: September 19th is Talk like a Pirate Day!
What another unofficial holiday?
Hey, we just had to suffer through Mexican Independance Day .... yes the Mexican liberation from French rule - and someone was busy selling every Hispanic in Fresno 200,000 watts per channel loudspeaker systems with lots and lots of 200 inch speakers. Mariachi music everywhere - Arrrgh!
Perhaps we should move Saint Pats Day to coincide with it. That way at least some would be playin' Irish music which is at least acoustically tolerable over long periods of time.
O.K. so avast, shiver me timbers and the like . . . just don't be recreating the auditory caucophony that is mariaci.
I SO did not believe this...until I went to the Dogpile search engine...and there was the little dog dressed up like a Pirate telling me to talk like one, rofl......
So.....ARRRRGH (will this get me Keira?).......arrrrrgh.......arrrrrgh......
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! Well I'll be a rat in the forepeak! Godblessem and bedamned. Returned have I from sailing the to the mouth of hell and back with a crew as motley as they come and cutthroats all to boot.
Sailed the great divide did we, from Inverness to Fort William and the Loch Ness in between. On two fine craft as there were and peach and peacock was our fare.
Hunt the monstrous beast did we and found her too, sez I, though she was too fine a creature with a devious mind to boot to let the likes of us land her on our decks, though sorely tried did we.
And shame of all was the sad lack of rum, though whiskey there be plenty served by bosomy wenches with a twinkle in their eye for a man with a doubloom or two in his purse.
Though the seas be fair and winds be to our favour, we did chance upon a squall that had us run for shelter as the white-caps chased us from Loch Locky into Laggan Bay as if Neptune himself was at our stern. But Davy Jones' locker called us not and saved was we, sez I, to plunder on and fly the Jolly Roger till hell calls our names.
With cannon and cutlass did we ravage the land of the kilted, and curse the foul haggis and claim the Lochs and Cuts for our own and away with sails and sheets full spread without so much as a powder burn in return.
Aye, my hearty boys! Twas the finest of holydays till take our leave of it we did, and return to wence we came.
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Pirate chat up lines
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
. Come on up and see me urchins.
Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
Well blow me down?
Prepare to be boarded.
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
and one for the ladies
Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad
Arrrrrrrrrrr!
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Trivia: Do you why pirates are always taking like "aargh" and "blimey" and rolling their 'r's"??? A talking-movie actor to make a hit with a pirate role was Robert Newton, who played Long John Silver in "Treasure Island". Newton (1905-1956) was from a part of England where they actually still talked that way during his lifetime....and thus the sound became attached to the part.
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"This...this is magnificent!"
"Oh, yeah. Ooooo. Aaaaah. That's how it starts.
Then, later, there's ...running. And....screaming."
THIS JUST IN....
Go to this comic strip
let it sit for about 30 seconds
watch for the pirate talk..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
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Avast me hearties! Tis' time ye were waxin loquatiousness withi'n yer Pirate Venaclar. Dig out yer best swag and bedeck yerself from stem to stern. Swill grog, Sing Shanties, and dance the hornpipe and the tarantella till yer three sheets to the wind.