Very off-topic, but I thought I'd share one of my very favorite sites with everyone.

http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

I take it that you play whatever game that is referring to?

Well, he seems to play all of the Role Playing Games. I don't know where finds the time:)

I played D&D when I was in college. That is, until the Game Master banned me for pushing his girlfrieind off a cliff. Not for real! I was a Gray Neutral Dwarf, she was a White Lawful Elf. It seemed the logical thing to do at the time.

Scary how many of these I understand (most) and how many I've seen...(not telling!)

:D Good one ! I've played enough different RPG's with various GMs to find this list very funny :-)

Funny. Reminds me of the the infamous Skippy's List

213 Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army

Damn, no Dracheneisen nunchucks - ah well just have to go for the breastplate then.

I think my 7th Sea GM would kill me if my Vestenmannavnjar Warrior asked for dracheneisen nunchuks.

Hell the body armour vs bullets is damn useful.

I've read this before... I've sent it to a lot of people... and we all cracked up at it.

Though, in one friend's case it started giving him too many ideas. ^^;;

I must not be a big enough 'hard core' gamer because out of those 750 things, I didn't understand 750 of them,  LOL

dunno who welch is (the guy who makes welch's grape jelly?) but apparently RPG no longer is primarily an acronym for rocket- propelled grenade.

Having been a GM/DM since the mid 1970's I love threads like this.  My personal favorite was a sit-in player who had, quite literally, a converted golf bag full of weapons that his previous GM had helped him create.  He would walk into a combat situation and say things like "this looks like it needs either a #27 or a sand wedge...either one'll kill 'em."

He didn't last long. The other players killed him in his sleep.

ROFL! thanks for the laughs. :)

a 'spent clip fairy'..likes it...