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Subject: Very Short Story Challenge

midrael opened this issue on Oct 27, 2006 · 75 posts
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Dinhi ( ) posted Sat, 17 March 2007 at 2:26 PM

They wouldn't allow rice at the wedding...

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Kaleign ( ) posted Sat, 17 March 2007 at 5:55 PM

She crept around the corner, terrified.

Dinhi ( ) posted Sat, 17 March 2007 at 9:28 PM

This couldn't be happening! 

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Kaleign ( ) posted Sat, 17 March 2007 at 11:33 PM

House for sale; Getting Divorced...

Kaleign ( ) posted Sat, 17 March 2007 at 11:34 PM

Laptop plugged in; Power Surge!

Kaleign ( ) posted Sat, 17 March 2007 at 11:35 PM

Horse throws shoe, farrier gets headache.

Dinhi ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 10:28 AM

Asprin, no longer safe for consumption..

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Kaleign ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:09 PM

"It's not loaded," the kid said.

Kaleign ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:11 PM

A bottle of Viagra, never used...

Dinhi ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:13 PM

Got them online, how was I sopposed to know? 

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Dinhi ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:14 PM · edited Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:14 PM

The small print said: Buyer beware

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Kaleign ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:21 PM

We're sorry, your flight's been cancelled...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program...
Uncle Vernon had one too many...
"By the way, I want a divorce..."

Kaleign ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:26 PM

The doctor used duct tape.
Tonight's special:  Skunk Surprise.
The electrician forgot to unplug it.
My wife used too much starch.

Dinhi ( ) posted Sun, 18 March 2007 at 12:45 PM

For a moment the air smelled like apple pie
Life begins after divorce
The glass is half full
I swear if I step on that again I will lose it

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mamabobbijo ( ) posted Mon, 19 March 2007 at 5:34 PM

Notme and Idon'tknow, fled the scene!

Dinhi ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 12:24 PM

That was easy!

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mamabobbijo ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 1:29 PM

Saddest short story I've ever seen, on a headstone in a Colorado cemetary.

12 minutes ours Lord, and eternally yours.

Dinhi ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 1:39 PM

We could see people gathering from our window....

Wow BJ, that is sad...

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mamabobbijo ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 1:44 PM

It must have been twenty years ago, you can see why it stuck. The ones in an American cemetary in Luxemborg are as poingnant, 
Here lies a commrade in arms known but to God
 How tragic to lie in a foreign country unnamed, but every year the locals clean the old flowers add new ones and play taps with a twenty-one gun salute.

Dinhi ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 1:47 PM

We knew that something spectacular was about to happen...

I used to love to walk around very old cemetaries and read the stones.  
How wonderful that the local community does such a touching thing!

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mamabobbijo ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 1:52 PM

I love the stones, the stories they can tell, some of them are really funny as well.

Here lies my beloved Gertruda
She guv me 13 younguns in 8 years
she needed the rest

Dinhi ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 1:57 PM

Read em and weep! 

hahaha...good find BJ!

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mamabobbijo ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 2:05 PM

Admiring the tenacity with which she clung to life, death smiled as he passed.

Not six words but short.

Dinhi ( ) posted Tue, 20 March 2007 at 5:11 PM

Since when was mustard more superior?

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