( i'll stick it here as i don't expect to be taken seriously, even though it is the greatest idea ever!!)

was just sitting here, and was wondering just how welcome am i here, i look at the top of the page and it says "Welcome vince3!", ....hmmm nice, but just one exclamation mark!, that kinda says we're not that thrilled that you are here. 

Now if you were to have a voice, maybe a lady voice, actually maybe a nice japanese lady voice, that says " Welcome Vince3, you have not logged in for 7 hours now, and we have missed you, so glad that you are back, and i see that you are even more handsome than the last time you were here, i hope that you will enjoy your time here with us today".

now that's welcoming!

and when i log out she could say "don't be a stranger, missing you already! come back soon, you handsome tiger, you" (could maybe add a purry-tiger-growl sound here)

then i'd be missin' the ol' place, while i was away! (sniffle, wipes tear away)

anyway that's my suggestion and greatest idea ever, all rolled into one. and i would very much like to see that here, so thanks in advance for considering it and or implementing it.

***but just one exclamation mark!, that kinda says we're not that thrilled that you are here.
*** '' .....And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head....." - Maskerade by Terry Pratchett

Wow!  You actually log in and out, how cool is that!! 

log in, log out, wax on, and wax off, i do it all madam!

feel free to add any ~quote~"..wax off"~ you must be in the poser/pinups section when you do that then-type gags.

i would do that gag myself but i'm much too grown-up, for such smutty inuendo.

Hmmmmm I vote for a manly voice instead.....preferrably from a hot celebrity like...hmmmm... Jensen Ackles

ah see!! that is why it is the greatest idea ever jumpy!!! 'cause when you specify which sex you are in your profile, that determines whether you get a male voice or female (purry) voice, i had already thinked of dat.

"and the award for the greatest idea ever goes tooo.........."

"yeah yeah! never mind all that stringing it out cr*p!! just give me the award already!!"

Ahh well then we need to take this idea to the team...see what we can do eh? :laugh:

I always figured if this site ever implemented voices, it'd be more along the lines of saying something like, "Blue light special on aisle 7, all items to be cleared at big savings!"
:lol:

I would prefer that we all hear the emperor saying "welcome my young apprentice" everytime we log in. 

I didn't even though there was a welcome thingy.  :huh:

I want a Tribble voice then, to welcome me when I log on.

Ahhh ok, lmao, thanks. I see it now. I forget to look up. ;)

*runs past with his underpants on his head

!!!!!*

Ethyl, Don't look!! ....{too late, she already got a freeshot}...Ethyl, Get yer clothes on!! :lol: