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Subject: OT But funny - my first email death threat.
*If one person in every 2000 responds to them, then it's been more than worth the effort from their point of view.
*Sad, but true. I don't know if I have had any assasinators after me, because I never click on anything that looks like spam, but I'm a bit disappointed that I have made only £450,000 out of my lottery habit today. Usually, I expect to collect a few million squid at least. It's hardly worth opening my inbox for anything less.
That email read like a 10 yr old wrote it. after watching spykids too many times. .lol
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
just pee on it and walk away. :-)
....................................................
I wouldnt have to manage my anger
if people would manage their stupidity......
Quote - FINAL NOTIFICATION,
Get back to me immediately for necessary steps concerning your Inheritance claim, Sequel to your non reply of my earlier email to you dated 02/09/06, and on behalf of the Trustees and Executors to the Will of Mr. Henry my client deceased in 2004. I wish to notify you that your response will help in the codicil and last statement of the deceased and your will be entitled to his fund worth USD$9.7 million dollars deposited with INVESTMENT BANKING AND TRUST COMPANY PLC. (IBTC)
I will advise you about the steps on how to redeem the inheritance funds from The bank. Reply me on time because the bank is waiting for you to show up and Claim the funds. I will appreciate your timely response.
Regards,
Barrister Peter Obi.
Legal Head,
Peter Obi and co Chambers.
11 Allen Avenue Ikeja,
Lagos-Nigeria.
STATEMENT OF CONFIDENTIALITY
"The information in this email and in any attachments may contain confidential information and is intended solely for the attention and use of the named addressee(s). It may not be disclosed to any person without authorization. If you are not the intended recipient, or a person responsible for delivering it to the intended recipient, you are not authorized to and must not disclose, copy, distribute or retain this message or any part of it.How do you like my new spam. I no longer have permission toi disclose the false offer inside!
I suppose after this comes the death threats right? This the actual email!
wow! i had this exact email today as well! :D
Quote - Hahahaha... that's too funny.
Are they sending a kitten death squad for the feline members of your family, do you think?
Yikes karen I hope not.....this kitty is going into hiding lmao ....any one remember the movie Cats & Dogs with the ninja kitten shudder
"I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away"
Quote - Hahahaha... that's too funny.
Are they sending a kitten death squad for the feline members of your family, do you think?
Funny you should say that....
No. :lol:
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Suppose this Hypothetical, what if the message is for a server host. The assasins are hackers that have been paid to shut you down and they never miss. The way you send that message is by planting a bot on their server and send a few thousand or million emails that say that, arriving on shore is when they'll access begin the process(the whole thing a cryptic message not intended for you). The other is just to get people to respond so you can sell their email addresses. Either way it's rotten bussiness. But, the money in the assasin for hire is about the amount you might get for shutting down a major server or should I say not shutting it down. Who realistically thinks they'd bring that much? Really, what are you a banker or a super ninja?
Quote - Suppose this Hypothetical, what if the message is for a server host. The assasins are hackers that have been paid to shut you down and they never miss. The way you send that message is by planting a bot on their server and send a few thousand or million emails that say that, arriving on shore is when they'll access begin the process(the whole thing a cryptic message not intended for you). The other is just to get people to respond so you can sell their email addresses. Either way it's rotten bussiness. But, the money in the assasin for hire is about the amount you might get for shutting down a major server or should I say not shutting it down. Who realistically thinks they'd bring that much? Really, what are you a banker or a super ninja?
Well, I don't like to say this in public but I am Super Ninja Banker! Im on ur fieldz running all ur base! Or something.
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it's the Latin 'joke 'em if they can't take a @#$%..;) nothing infuriates an assasine like Latin...or is it @#$ 'em if they can't take a joke?
I still think having the Nigerians make a counteroffer is the best way out..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
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Well, I don't like to say this in public but I am Super Ninja Banker! Im on ur fieldz running all ur base! Or something.
but....r u in ur shooz? thr r naylz in mi fieldz. b karfl.
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Well, I don't like to say this in public but I am Super Ninja Banker! Im on ur fieldz running all ur base! Or something.
but....r u in ur shooz? thr r naylz in mi fieldz. b karfl.
1 instance mediczz!!!1111!!!
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d4mn!!!! joo r teh sn33k!
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Quote - d4mn!!!! joo r teh sn33k!
pwned!!!111!!!!
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:lol:
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How would you respond to the news that you have won $86,000UGD?
This is the sort of thing I WOULD report to the Police.
Obviously a scam, but having your family threatened is no joke on ANY level and I would take action.
LOL
I just recieved this today, although not as cool as a death threat, the nigerian guys stepped it up a notch with this piece of "art"
From Loyd Benson
Compliment,
How are you doing. Hope you have not forgotten me, I am Dr/Mr.James Gamble, the man from Nigeria who contacted you some time ago to assist me secure the release of some money accrued from the over
invoicing of acontract/inheritance that was awarded by my government
sometime ago during the militry regime. Though you were not able to assist me conclude the transaction, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transffered
Under the assistance and cooperation of a new partner from Brazil.Presently i'm in South Korea for investment projects with my own shareof the total sum. meanwhile, i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me intransffering those funds, I made sure you are not left out the benefit of the transaction hence I kept aside for you sum of One Million United State Dollar($ 1,000,000.00)draft.I and my new partner agreed to compensate you with that amount for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.
I appreciated your efforts at that time very much,so feel free and getting touch with my secretary Mr.Loyd Benson and i have instructed him on how to send the Bank draft to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive the Draft so that we can share the joy together after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, i'm very busy here because of the investment projects which
me and my partner are having at hand, finally,remember that i had left instruction to my secretary so as soon as you contact him, he will send the Draft to you,so feel free to get intouch with MY SECETARY NOW.
Below is the contact of my secetary:
Mr.Loyd Benson
Phone: +234-1-815-0107
E-mail:loyd_benson@hotmail.copm
With best regards,
Dr.James Gamble
LOL I like how it starts with "Compliment"
I attempted to contact this "Loyd, but it seems his email address does not work ;}
TemplarGFX
3D Hobbyist since 1996
I use poser native units
WOW arent I lucky, look what just popped into my email account, If I read this correctly I'm super rich now! LOL
Dear Winner
We Apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the Inconveniences And
Inflict that we might have indulge you through.
However, we are Having some minor problems with our payment system, this is
Inexplicable, And have held us stranded and Indolent, not having the
Aspiration
to devote our 100% Assiduity in accrediting foreign payments. We
Apologies once
again from the Records of outstanding winners due for payment With {ONLINE
CYBERPROMOTION} your name and Particular was discovered as next on the list of
the outstanding winners who are Yet to received their payments.
Emails were selected anonymously through a Computer ballot system from over
35,000 companies and 70,000 individual E-mail addresses all over the world and
your e-mail address emerged as the winner of the 11 selected email
address. This
program is promoted and sponsored by Orient software corporation (Orient
Networks) in collaboration with The Online CyberInternational.
I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in
Square whole and can be voguish for your payment is being processed
and will be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from our
record in ourFile, your outstanding winning payment is $950.215.00
(NINE HUNDRED
AND FIFTY THOUSAND, TWO HUNDREDAND FIFTEEN DOLLARS).Payment will be
made to you
in a certified bank draft or wire transfer into a nominated bank
Account of your
choice, as soon as you get in touched with.
Mr. John Nicole.
E-mail:john_nicole60@yahoo.es
Provide him with the following details, as this will enable him to
process and
release of your cash prize without any delay.
Your Full Name:..................................
Telephone and fax Numbers:.........................
Residential Address:...............................
Your urgent reply will help him process the release of your price money.
Mr. John Nicole.
Will effect the speedy release of your cash prize to you within 7days.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Jane Philips
Vice President
funny...
TemplarGFX
3D Hobbyist since 1996
I use poser native units
Quote - Tell your mommy!
I will if you can find me a medium. :)
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I have my own mallet for such occasions...
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Here's one I got today. Doesn't it tug on your heart strings, LOL!!!!!
How are you and your family? Hope all is well, my name is Sgt.Jefferson Timothy; I am an American soldier, serving in the military with the army 2nd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you, I know you will be surprise, I just hope you will assist us. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of US$21m (twenty one million United States dollars) to you in United States; as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.
Source of money:
Some money in US dollars were discovered in dog kennels at a farm house and guest houses in an estate near one of Saddam old palaces in Baghdad, Iraq during an operation, and it was agreed by Sgt. Paul, Sgt.1st Class Daniel and I that some part of this money be shared among us before informing anybody about it. Since both of them saw the money first, they did the informing, while I played the outsider to protect our interest. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole, in which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last time You will find the story of this money on the web addresses below;
The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, even after the initial probe of all soldiers of our command which I was cleared from; so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. and it was believes that it belongs to a British/American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in United State.
I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to States for you to pick up, and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me, and I believe and pray that my money will be well secured in your hand.
I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldier here in Iraq and tarnish the reputation of other services men.
I do not know how long we will remain here, and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately,please contact me as soon as possible for now my personal email <a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="mailto:jefferson.timothy2007@hotmail.com">jefferson.timothy2007@hotmail.com</a>, as this is my only way of communication until I specify otherwise.
bless you and your family.
Sgt. Jefferson Timothy<br></br>(scam addresses omitted)
Quote - Here's one I got today. Doesn't it tug on your heart strings, LOL!!!!!
How are you and your family? Hope all is well, my name is Sgt.Jefferson Timothy; I am an American soldier, serving in the military with the army 2nd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you, I know you will be surprise, I just hope you will assist us. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of US$21m (twenty one million United States dollars) to you in United States; as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. Source of money: Some money in US dollars were discovered in dog kennels at a farm house and guest houses in an estate near one of Saddam old palaces in Baghdad, Iraq during an operation, and it was agreed by Sgt. Paul, Sgt.1st Class Daniel and I that some part of this money be shared among us before informing anybody about it. Since both of them saw the money first, they did the informing, while I played the outsider to protect our interest. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole, in which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last time You will find the story of this money on the web addresses below; The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, even after the initial probe of all soldiers of our command which I was cleared from; so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. and it was believes that it belongs to a British/American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in United State. I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to States for you to pick up, and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me, and I believe and pray that my money will be well secured in your hand. I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldier here in Iraq and tarnish the reputation of other services men. I do not know how long we will remain here, and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately,please contact me as soon as possible for now my personal email <a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="mailto:jefferson.timothy2007@hotmail.com">jefferson.timothy2007@hotmail.com</a>, as this is my only way of communication until I specify otherwise. bless you and your family. Sgt. Jefferson Timothy<br></br>(scam addresses omitted)
Well, no. But it does tug on my scroll bar. :lol:
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Quote - At least it's not from Nigeria.
:lol:
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Quote - Quote - "I will if you can find me a medium. :)"
I stepped right in it, didn't I? You take care and stay safe.
Nah, don't worry. I always tend to make jokes about it. Even now I still refer to it as "When my Mom inconveniently croaked - Gee, thanks for that, Mom." Somehow, I think she'd get a good laugh out of that. :)
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
Quote - "Nah, don't worry. I always tend to make jokes about it. Even now I still refer to it as "When my Mom inconveniently croaked - Gee, thanks for that, Mom." Somehow, I think she'd get a good laugh out of that. :)"
Thanks for not taking it the wrong way. I just don't know how much good it does to report emails like the one you got. The authorities probably get flooded with reports of them and tracking them all down well, you know. They did a report one time on the news about an old woman that got more than a few and finally reported it. The cops traced it back to some kid with a cruel sense of humor who had been sending out hundreds or thousands of them(this was some years ago). You would think in today's times with terrorism and all that people would be smarter than that. I really hope though it was just a joker with a cruel sense of humor. People sometimes just don't think about what's happening. Later,
dogor.
Well, I finally reported the email to the Dibble and their response was something like:
"Shit happens".
At least I tried.
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shrug They couldn't care less about that. If one person in every 2000 responds to them, then it's been more than worth the effort from their point of view.
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