i got a new 1 today....
"Dear Faithful One,

It is with tears and pains that I write this mail from my sick bed in a hospital. I believe you have never met such a condition before. My name is Mrs. Almirah Ahmed, widow to late Mr. Khalid Ahmed, former owner of PETROLEUM AND GAS company, here in Nigeria. I am 68years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I don't want you to pity me, but I need your trust. My late husband died in
December 2003 in a plane crash in Benin,

(please
check,http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html)

During the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months, so I have now decided to spread all my wealth, to contribute mainly to the development of charity in Africa, America, Asia and Europe. I am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail, I was The Cincinnati Enquirer 2001 Women of the Year.

I found your e-mail address as a real Child of God for over a month now that I have been investigating about you to know if really you are working according to the direction of God so after all my investigation I am convince, and I have decided to contact you, but if for any reason you find this mail offensive, you can ignore it and please accept my apology, before my late husband died he was a major oil tycoon, in Niger Delta and deposited the sum of US$8 Million (Eight Million Dollars only)  years ago, That's all I have left now, I need your help to collect this funds and distribute it yourself to charity homes. So that when I die my soul will rest in peace.

The funds will be entirely in your care and management hoping that God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives that is my main concern. 20% of this fund will be for your time and effort, while 80% goes to charity.

Please if you find it in your heart to do this charitable duty then contact my attorney,

Name: Barrister Bello Musa
Email: bchambers@o2.pl

He is in a position to advise you on how to claim this fund as my health is deteriorating and may not be in a better state to write you again.

God bless you.

Mrs. Almirah Ahmed.

I did a google search to see if anything like this has popped up before, and the only link I find is to another forum, talking about this thread.

http://www.avtalk.co.uk/forum/index.php?t=msg&goto=242274&rid=0&SQ=0#msg_242274

This is for real: My name is Sherrie and I have run up my charge card with Poser stuff and horse stuff. I do not have a job because our state has the highest unemployment rate in the US. My husband will kill me if he finds out what I have done. Have mercy and send money soon! Yours in Poser, Sherrie !!!! LOL!

Well,  the email service seem to have been sitting on their collective arses and scratching their collective bollocks, the Dibble isn't even interested so I decided to send an appropriate response to the gent.  Here is what I sent back...

**Well, I reported your dumb ass to the email service and the Police so bring it on, motherfucker. 

Somehow I don't think you have either the brains or the balls to do this.  And, if you can
understand basic English, I'll tell you why...

First, your name is not Italian, it's Spanish.  Second, the email came from Canada, via Hungary.
Third, nobody in their right mind would do a hit for 500,000 US dollars and employ a total of 16
people, most of whom would have to travel overseas.  The price would be closer to 16,000,000
dollars, at the very least.  Fourth, no professional hit man tells their victim in advance.  That
kind of shit only happens in movies and books.  Fifth, if you really have made a living as a hit
man, you would have lots of money and be well educated.  You can't even spell properly.  You're as
stupid as a bag of turnips.

So, that's why you don't have the brains.  Now, here's why you don't have the balls...

Anyone can be a tough guy on the internet.  Even you, a sad, pathetic loser such as you are may be
able to scare some old lady or some retard or other but not a normal human being.  You hide behind
your computer, masturbating over child pornography and probably fucking your own sister.  To be
honest, I hope you do come looking for me because the day you meet me I'll make you suck my dick.

Now, fuck off and die.

Not a nice polite reply, I'll grant but in the spirit of things.** :)

It came from Canada?!!

Look at the property details and report the letter to the ISP.

If it's Canada it's probably sympatico.ca   so the address would be "abuse@sympatico.ca"

Right click on the email attachment and send as an attachment so that all of the property details are intact.

I'm aghast that something like that originated from my country :(

Nope, it's from Canada via Hungary.  It's a Yahoo account sent through a remailer.  I believe the originating IP was somewhere in the Ukraine but I couldn't be bothered to go into details.

BTW, I have learned the hard way - in real life - that Canada has its fair share of weirdos, too. 

Present company excepted, you understand.  I have nothing but fondness and respect for you.

Quote - This is for real: My name is Sherrie and I have run up my charge card with Poser stuff and horse stuff. I do not have a job because our state has the highest unemployment rate in the US. My husband will kill me if he finds out what I have done. Have mercy and send money soon! Yours in Poser, Sherrie !!!! LOL!

Too cute!
However, there may be people in here whom totally understand this kind of a predicament LOLOLOL!!!!!!!111!!!!!

Sam, excellent insult! You can also tell him there are several cat-crazed Poser women sharpening their claws and oiling their Uzis (Think "Kill Bill") and coming after him and his friends in Hungary or wherever - we'll sniff him out! When Acadia, Conniekat and I find him, we will hold him for ransom until they pay ALL our 3D bills, LOL!

Or, off with his head.....Like that thread about cafepress.com - Arab Rage Boy - bumper sticker. "My son beheaded your honor student".

Don't worry about it..I've been stalking you for several months now and I'm sure I'd notice if anyone was watching you.

Quote - Nope, it's from Canada via Hungary.  It's a Yahoo account sent through a remailer.  I believe the originating IP was somewhere in the Ukraine but I couldn't be bothered to go into details.

BTW, I have learned the hard way - in real life - that Canada has its fair share of weirdos, too. 

Present company excepted, you understand.  I have nothing but fondness and respect for you.

Yeah, I suppose there are crazies all over :)  

Quote - Sam, excellent insult! You can also tell him there are several cat-crazed Poser women sharpening their claws and oiling their Uzis (Think "Kill Bill") and coming after him and his friends in Hungary or wherever - we'll sniff him out! When Acadia, Conniekat and I find him, we will hold him for ransom until they pay ALL our 3D bills, LOL!

And if he's hiding in Hungary, you can tell him that a 'real Croatian' will be after him!!! 
We're known for making men tie nooses around their own necks on daily basis, don't ya know!!! After they hand their paychecks to their wives, that is!!!

Quote - > Quote - Nope, it's from Canada via Hungary.  It's a Yahoo account sent through a remailer.  I believe the originating IP was somewhere in the Ukraine but I couldn't be bothered to go into details.

BTW, I have learned the hard way - in real life - that Canada has its fair share of weirdos, too. 

Present company excepted, you understand.  I have nothing but fondness and respect for you.

Yeah, I suppose there are crazies all over :)  

Oh yes.  You should try living in this god forsaken hole called Rotherham for a while.  I'm about ready to go postal with the flat headed, swivel eyed, inbred, small town retard motherfuckers here.

Quote - Oh yes.  You should try living in this god forsaken hole called Rotherham for a while.  I'm about ready to go postal with the flat headed, swivel eyed, inbred, small town retard motherfuckers here.

I was gonna say, move to California, but I'm not so sure that'd be an improvement.

Believe me, Iraq would be an improvement on this hole.

Aww, I think we need to build Sam a GTFOOR fund. 

You can figure out the Acronym on your own, folks.  I ownly swear in acronyms now :lol:

My goodness, Sam! Small towns can be a PITA, but the countryside around there looks quite nice. Maybe a weekend in London is overdue?

Quote - My goodness, Sam! Small towns can be a PITA, but the countryside around there looks quite nice. Maybe a weekend in London is overdue?

My Good Lady hates London.  I'm trying to talk her into moving to Sheffield - my home town - and that's hard enough work.

LOL!  Funny shit.

Tell him you'll subcontract the deed for half the money and he can take the other half.

I know I'd be willing to fake my own death for 250k in cash.

:D

Well, it was nice knowin ya.

Lmao at your reply paul that was top! You will have to let us know if anyone replys!

Geez!!!!  Now I am getting porn movies from  some guy named Mitchel Blair at dell.com  :blink:

Quote - this i not good. If this video gets to her husband your both dead. check it out yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

(link edited)

I thought it was a spoofed address or something, but I  checked the properties and the ony return path is dell.com.

Lmao I got several of those this week...... The first one said "OMG look what I've caught you doing on video tape" ......I was so tempted to click to see if I had actually had an exciting life and not known about it lmao

Well, that Mitchel is one busy guy!  LOL

A guy I used to work with brought a video tape of his gf in kinda "candid" situations.  Can't tell you what she was doing but it involved a can of body spray.  We called it "Acting on Impulse."

Acadia, you are going to let Dell know that either they've been hacked, or their employees have way to much time on their hands, right? heh.

Quote - A guy I used to work with brought a video tape of his gf in kinda "candid" situations.  Can't tell you what she was doing but it involved a can of body spray.  We called it "Acting on Impulse."

LMAOOOOOO Paul......that was so goddam corny lmfao...... 

Tis funny though. The only "video" spam I've gotten is to my hotmail address and I rarely use that......

Corny but true, I assure you.

Deer Ilitrate Spamers,

I am riting this to you in your langwage. in Hops you will lisen.

Yors emyls got me thinkin.

Yes, I want a biger dirk.  Mine aint larg nuff - in fact, i aint got won.

Id love yous ambyen an paxl an vicdin an all that.  pleeeese send em.  on secon thot... beter not.  my cat eets my stuf.

my boobs kneed growin.  bolwin bals are smaler. an yep, i wana lose wait.  a lotta wait.  99ponds too hevy in this world. an yea suzie, rachel, roberta, nicole, amanda, jean, cornicopia.... i thin yous hot to.  wanna hang togeter? id love to date yus.  wait.  my hubby mite gets mad.

an THANNNNNK you!  that 153 bilion from my ded 20tims removd cusin shur will be handi!

omg, its hard to type like that - my brain fried before i got through half of my retorts LOL.

someone finish this, please LOL  :m_laugh:

Attached Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299420,00.html

Quote - > Quote - My goodness, Sam! Small towns can be a PITA, but the countryside around there looks quite nice. Maybe a weekend in London is overdue?

 

My Good Lady hates London.  I'm trying to talk her into moving to Sheffield - my home town - and that's hard enough work.

I fail to see the attraction of large cities.  Give me the country life any day of the week.   Good luck to you city folks.  Be sure to enjoy the brown cloud.  Give my regards to your lungs.

Quote - > Quote - > Quote - My goodness, Sam! Small towns can be a PITA, but the countryside around there looks quite nice. Maybe a weekend in London is overdue?

 

My Good Lady hates London.  I'm trying to talk her into moving to Sheffield - my home town - and that's hard enough work.

I fail to see the attraction of large cities.  Give me the country life any day of the week.   Good luck to you city folks.  Be sure to enjoy the brown cloud.  Give my regards to your lungs.

You should visit Sheffield.  All the residential areas are away from pollution.  It's the greenest city in the UK.. :)

I'm surprised they didn't ask for money to stop the execution.  That would be a new twist to the other email scams asking for you to put money in some account.

Sounds like a joke to me--somebody trying to scare you or some disturbed mental patient got a hold of your email address.

Quote - I'm surprised they didn't ask for money to stop the execution.  That would be a new twist to the other email scams asking for you to put money in some account.

Sounds like a joke to me--somebody trying to scare you or some disturbed mental patient got a hold of your email address.

Or, here's a wild idea, it's just some fuckwit with time on his/her hands. :)

Dude you should have sent  him an email telling him that you found all of his watchers and killed them all and that you are wating on his amature ass to come after you himself lol :P