9 SAUCERS CIRCLING "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, Will Robinson and his elite team of Jedi Knights, The X-Men, left their base at Battlestar Galactica for a dangerous mission. They had been ordered by the Time Lords to embark on a desperate quest to find and destroy The Ring of Sauron, forged by The Wicker Man in the lair of The Alien. The One Ring: that ancient Relic with the power to activate Plan 9 from Outer Space and unleash The Death Star, casting the entire Stargate Alliance into an age of Dark Shadows. Moving at Warp 9 speed in the battle cruiser Fireball XL5, they would boldly go where no one had gone before; beyond The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone. There, on the Planet of the Apes, in the desolate mountain range haunted by the Dunwich Horror, they would have to destroy the Ring and its current owners: Doctor Doom and his evil consort, The Blair Witch. To do that they would have to steal the only weapon with the power to destroy the Ring: Excaliber, the magic sword of Rassilon, buried in the Tomb of Dumbledore which lay deep in the caverns of Doom’s virtually inpenetrable fortress, The Night Gallery. But penetrate it they must, for the sword offered the only chance they had to succeed; their only hope of victory. And so they designed a daring plan to invade the fortress. They would to enter it through The Bat Cave, travel through the dangerous paths of The Matrix, and overpower the Terminators, the dreaded army of mercenaries that guarded the main grounds, before they could sound any alarms. As the shuttle craft landed on the planet, they knew now there was no turning back. Even with their cloaking device fully engaged, they could tell that they were being watched. Slowly, as stealthily as they could, they climbed out of the craft. But as soon as they touched the ground they realized that only a few meters directly in front of them stood The Monolith, marking the borders of Mordor. And standing next to it, on either side, were their two greatest enemies: Ming the Merciless, and Xena, Warrior Princess.” Ouch. This entry is dedicated to lovers of literary and screen fantasy everywhere. Dr. Zik

Hahaha.  You deserve a prize for cramming in all the SF/Fantasy references.

haha!  Love it! I agree with Paul! You definitely deserve a prize for making all of the sci-fi / fantasy fit together.

I think you forgot the Giant Bugs from 'Star Ship Troopers,' but I could be wrong.
DPH

wot! no Blake's 7? (Like I've ever even seen it..;) Come to think of it, there was actually a Russian sci-fi series on at the same time as Star Trek in the 60s (spreading Marxism through the Galaxy..;) that supposedly Brezhnev was a big fan of...but what the hey...;)