Wed, Dec 4, 5:56 PM CST

Renderosity Forums / Photography

All Forums

Welcome to the Photography Forum

Forum Moderators: wheatpenny Forum Coordinators: Anim8dtoon

Photography F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2024 Nov 26 6:56 am)




Subject: "Why I don’t Answer the Phone! Vol. II" [silly!] [waaay! OffTopic]

MGD opened this issue on Feb 11, 2008 · 7 posts
Back to Forum Print
MGD ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2008 at 2:07 PM · edited Wed, 04 December 2024 at 5:41 PM

Greetings,

Saw this ... just had to share ...

"Why I don't Answer the Phone! Vol. II"

Very silly ...

... and also "[Why I don't Answer the Phone! part 1]"

--
Martin

p.s. ... I'm torn between #9 and #10 ... which was your favorite? 

Liam. ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2008 at 2:20 PM

LMAO! This is what I liked best:

in English, Press 1, in Bad English, Press 2, -> precious! (especially for a non-native, like me) ;-)

 

Liam

3DGuy ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2008 at 2:34 PM

Hehe, I hate telemarketers. When I switched to my current provider I found out they have a feature blocking callers that don't send their numbers, i.e. like every telemarketing firm out there. So ever since then I haven't had one anoying call :)

I love people who make fun of calls like that... here's a classic:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle
-= Glass Eye Photography =- -= My Rendo Gallery =-

MGD ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2008 at 2:56 PM

I see that 3DGuy knows about,

telemarketers

That youtube clip is great!!! I just viewed it again. 

If you have read "Good Omens" by  Neil Gaiman,Terry Pratchett (and if you
haven't, why not?) ... you will see some sly observations about telemarketers. 

--
Martin

zollster ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2008 at 5:51 PM

depending on my mood...when telemarketers ask for me i either say i died that morning, i've run away to join an eskimo tribe or i tell them to hold while i get me, then i put the phone beside me and see how long they wait b4 hanging up...the longest for that was 15 mins....very funny

inshaala ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2008 at 6:25 PM

Quote - Hehe, I hate telemarketers. When I switched to my current provider I found out they have a feature blocking callers that don't send their numbers, i.e. like every telemarketing firm out there. So ever since then I haven't had one anoying call :)

I love people who make fun of calls like that... here's a classic:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

hehe - i saw this last night - absolutely hilarious!

"In every colour, there's the light.
In every stone sleeps a crystal.
Remember the Shaman, when he used to say:
Man is the dream of the Dolphin"

Rich Meadows Photography

MGD ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2008 at 7:38 PM

I have found that saying the magic words,

"I'm sorry, but my parents aren't here"

... will make a telemarketer ... go away ... fast!

Another effective way to meddle with a telemarketer would be to
sound like a slow 5 year old and say,

"You should talk to my parents
... but I don't know where they are
... I haven't seen them since they left the house 3 days ago"

--
Martin

p.s. After using method #2, don't be surprised if you get a visit from
Child Protective Services.  Too bad they won't be as easy to get quit of. 

Privacy Notice

This site uses cookies to deliver the best experience. Our own cookies make user accounts and other features possible. Third-party cookies are used to display relevant ads and to analyze how Renderosity is used. By using our site, you acknowledge that you have read and understood our Terms of Service, including our Cookie Policy and our Privacy Policy.