How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

LMAO! 

You forgot :

1 person to post the dead horse being beaten picture

10 people to post pictures of their cat

3 people to complain about the posting of the cat pictures

1 forum regular that posts that he's "leaving forevah!"

and 1 poster to resurrect a years old joke for the 150,000,000 time ;)

3 who will copy and paste this into email and send it to their entire mailing list!  (Like me  :-D )

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Laughing??? You are "spot" on............except.......

1 person to make dumb pun about lights

10 people who took it seriously

1 person who took it way to seriously

1 vendor that wonders if you're talking about his light before contacting them first

1 person who suggests the cure for cats are dogs

Best darn post I've read since being back for the 2nd or 3rd time

and 1 poster to resurrect a years old joke for the 150,000,000 time ;)

Busted!...;) Used to have a 500-joke list from Compuserve of light bulb jokes...shows how long that's been going on...;)

Attached Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MugQDD2FcKQ

Quote - and 1 poster to resurrect a years old joke for the 150,000,000 time ;)

please read th' last one, it was naught forgotten.

uh, I mean:

Me too

You forgot one.

The ones that will tell you it's the manufactures fault that you had to change the bulb in the first place.

Thanks for the laugh.

Way I heard it was- How many forum members does it take to screw in a light bulb.

Answer- Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Neeked light blubs - no glass and check out the filaments on that :)  

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh guys!

Anicee