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Subject: OT - Bored? Smack The Penguin!

TheBryster opened this issue on Feb 06, 2009 · 43 posts
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TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 7:45 AM · edited Sat, 11 January 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Thanks to Rosie for this little gem![

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf](http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf)

THE ANNUAL SMACK-THE-PENGUIN GAME IS BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!
 
1.Click on the link below.       

2.Click once on the snowman to activate the penguin

  1. Click again on the snowman to hit the penguin as he descends from the
     cliff.
     
    Click OK:  to try & Smack the  Penguin again

Best known distance is 316.4.

The Bryster's high score is 319 so far!!!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

erosiaart ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 8:17 AM

322.9

i'm that bored... :woot:

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 8:19 AM · edited Fri, 06 February 2009 at 8:19 AM
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You lucky %^&*() !!!!!   :lol:

Go render something!

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

dvlenk6 ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 8:25 AM

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Friends don't let friends use booleans.

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 8:28 AM
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Nice one, DV! That'll but Rosie in her place!!! :lol:

OK, from now on, only screeengrabs are acceptable! ROTLAMO.

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

sackrat ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 8:40 AM

253 for me. Then again, I'm of Irish ancestry,.............we're generally better with explosives.

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx

dhama ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 9:13 AM

Ain't got time, too busy creating a Bryce scene.

vangogh ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 9:14 AM

 The best I could do was 307.1....and that was before I figured out what I was doing....when I really tried to hit it for distance all I could do was 203.....oh well, it was fun trying!

tom271 ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 9:37 AM

300..



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bobbystahr ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 10:18 AM

 Anything that didn't skid I couldn't get above 205 but on the bounces I got up to 317 at my best...LOL...nuff time wasted...back to work. Thanks Bryster and Rosie.. ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

dvlenk6 ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 11:05 AM

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For whoever gets the highest score. 😄

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TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 11:20 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!@dvlenk6

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 11:34 AM · edited Fri, 06 February 2009 at 11:36 AM
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Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 11:37 AM
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LOL That's one more point to me!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Quest ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 11:48 AM

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Wow...hoo! That was fun...now to get back to work.

sackrat ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 2:22 PM

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Best I could do.

 

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx

bobbystahr ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 2:49 PM

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 My best before evidence of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome started to show...LOL

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

dvlenk6 ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 4:01 PM

Smack the Penguin is sticky !?
:b_funny:

Friends don't let friends use booleans.

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 06 February 2009 at 4:03 PM
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Wha???????????  How did that happen? I'm sure I didn't make it a sticky.

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

deadman67 ( ) posted Sat, 07 February 2009 at 7:20 AM

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this is the best i could do

TheBryster ( ) posted Sat, 07 February 2009 at 7:49 AM
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Just a 0.2 improvement on my last high score. But Hey! Every little helps!

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

pauljs75 ( ) posted Sat, 07 February 2009 at 10:40 PM

Wasn't there also a spinoff version with landmines, spikes, and trampolines and stuff?
(Sometimes a more gruesome fate for the penguin, but you could get some crazy distances with the right luck involved.)

I remember this being around before though.

Barbequed Pixels?

Your friendly neighborhood Wings3D nut.
Also feel free to browse my freebies at ShareCG.
There might be something worth downloading.

deadman67 ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 2:11 AM

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I'm getting better at it my personal best.

deadman67 ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 2:22 AM

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After posting my latest score i tried it again looks like it's a tie for first

orbital ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 3:03 AM

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Slight twist on the theme. How far can you hit him without any bouncing, so as his nose digs in the ground.

http://joevinton.blogspot.com/

erosiaart ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 3:09 AM

orbital..it works like golf.. the higher he gets hit..the less his distance..the lower..and i don't mean a floozy ..it goes further..
try it out ..
:-P

erosiaart ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 3:10 AM

deadman..way to go!!!

orbital ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 4:23 AM

Yes I know, just thought I'd add a different dimension to it, but hey ho!

http://joevinton.blogspot.com/

dvlenk6 ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 6:22 AM

I was trying for a 'hole in one' at exactly 200 for a while...
199.5 was the closest I got.

Friends don't let friends use booleans.

orbital ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 8:39 AM

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Matched the top score

http://joevinton.blogspot.com/

TheBryster ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 10:03 AM
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LOL You guys have way too much time on your hands!

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Quest ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 10:54 AM

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Really...really I did!  :^o

TheBryster ( ) posted Sun, 08 February 2009 at 10:56 AM
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Quest? Get a grip! :lol:

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

pauljs75 ( ) posted Mon, 09 February 2009 at 9:34 PM

Content Advisory! This message contains violence

Ahh yes...  Here's a site that has the one I was talking about...

http://www.funny-games.biz/bloody-pingu.html

Might be other stuff you don't want there, but I have adblock and noscript running. But it came up fast on my google search, so that's what I went with.

Barbequed Pixels?

Your friendly neighborhood Wings3D nut.
Also feel free to browse my freebies at ShareCG.
There might be something worth downloading.

Quest ( ) posted Mon, 09 February 2009 at 11:21 PM · edited Mon, 09 February 2009 at 11:34 PM

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Now that's what I'm talking about...oooh wee!

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 10 February 2009 at 8:08 AM
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OMG! Questy....seek help  :lol:

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Quest ( ) posted Tue, 10 February 2009 at 10:43 AM

Hey B what you talking about? I bashed his freaken little head off in the second try…that's no lie! I couldn’t do that again if I tried! It’s like having a coin land standing on its edge after having tossed it in the air. This is some bloody sport! I wonder how PETA might be viewing this? :blink:

erosiaart ( ) posted Wed, 11 February 2009 at 10:32 PM

Be afraid, quest, be very afraid..

Quest ( ) posted Thu, 12 February 2009 at 12:04 PM

LOL...I have nothing to fear, thanks to Pauljs I've found the perfect baseball bat  for Them. :sneaky:

Boofy ( ) posted Thu, 12 February 2009 at 8:33 PM

321....oh well

Quest ( ) posted Fri, 13 February 2009 at 1:28 AM

Boofy, is that like strikes? :lol:

erosiaart ( ) posted Fri, 13 February 2009 at 2:48 AM

Lol..you guys have nothing to do. :b_funny:

Quest ( ) posted Fri, 13 February 2009 at 11:04 AM · edited Fri, 13 February 2009 at 11:04 AM

LOL...time to go smack the penquin again. :woot:

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