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Subject: Bad Day At the Beach #2 pic


SAMS3D ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 3:36 PM · edited Thu, 16 January 2025 at 8:08 AM

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Just fooling around with stuff.....he had a bad day. Sharen


Shadex0r ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 3:39 PM

LOL, no kidding bad day.. =) Chris


MikeJ ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 3:39 PM

Yeah, I BET he did! Poor shark, they say human tastes bad, ya know. ;)



smallspace ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 3:50 PM

The uninformed my say humans taste like chicken, but any good cannibal will tell you that humans taste like pork... - Small "The Pig" Space

I'd rather stay in my lane than lay in my stain!


MikeJ ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 4:04 PM

heh-heh. I guess it depends on what we eat. For any cannibals who might be lurking about, I live on a diet of Limburgher cheese, raw squid and Big Macs. ............ I really like the way the water turned out in this pic, as well as that red material. Great posing, too, especially on the sharks. -Mike the inedible



SAMS3D ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 4:37 PM

Thanks, I was trying to get a better form for the blood that is in the water, but I am still experimenting(sorry don't mean to gross anyone out). Any pointers? Sharen


jval ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 5:01 PM

Not just the cannibals. After all, the English called this delicacy "long pig". Mike: squid and Limburgher if you must but subsisting upon a Big Mac is definitely not living. After all, I think we are talking about food here! Macdonalds was the defendant in the longest (I believe) court case in history. The final judgement concluded one could not survive on a diet consisting of Macdonalds' food substitutes.


MikeJ ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 5:12 PM

Oh c'mon Jack, I can't stand the things. When I was 18 in a Mc Donald's one day with a bunch of friends, after a long day of beach bumming and beer-ing, I actually got thrown out of a Mc Donald's for plopping a Big Mac down on the table, whereupon it emphatically exploded it's contents, spilling onto the floor, even, whilst proudly (and a bit obnoxiously) proclaiming, "This isn't a Big Mac, it's a Big Mess!" Well, kids, ya know.. ;) True story. :)



jval ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 5:36 PM

Well it's a bit off topic but "c'mon" right back at you Mike. Afer all, you're Mike and I would be remiss if I passed on the opportunity to rag on you :-) I too have a Macdonald's tale to tell. Years ago I was a prolific and avid art photographer. My 4x5 enlarger's lenses were mounted in square plates. As it happened, one of those plastic Big Mac boxes was absolutely perfect in which to store each lense. So off I went to the local Mac shelter and ordered "4 Big Macs please. Hold the Macs." This caused much confusion and consternation. I was asked to step aside whereupon the manager was called to cross examine me and my motives. After about three repeated explanations he finally understood that I wanted the containers for personal use unrelated to any form of industrial espionage and that I was willing to pay for them. I only wanted to avoid having to wash them out. I have never since seen a greater display of paranoia... unless it is a Brycer or Vuer defending their beloved programs (grin).


jval ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 5:41 PM

BTW Sharen, kind of a neat quickie pic (I like quickies). The only thing is that it looks like the sharks just nibbled off his hair but left everything else. Picky eaters? My mother never let me get away with that... I guess the only recommendation I might make is that blood leaving flesh underwater tends to be darker nearer the source and thins out rapidly as it spreads away. However this might not be the case if the sharks preferred their meat well done rather than rare.


MikeJ ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 5:59 PM

yeah that styrofoam they used to use was pretty sturdy. Helped to keep the incredible inedible Mc Slush from oozing out the sides. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun, ya know. Yecchhh. I don't want Mc anything. Now, mind you, I like burgers just as much as most American worker-types ( I know you would have much to say about THAT, and you'd be right, but I'm a hopeless carnivore ;) ), but that stuff just ain't food.... ;)



SAMS3D ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2001 at 6:01 PM

LOL...thanks for the tip Sharen


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