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Subject: (OT) I think you're the father of one of my kids!
:lol: This is the premise behind a t.v. commercial, too...Minute Maid, IIRC. Funny :)
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it
into a fruit salad.
Attached Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOBdTP9ZB-I
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it
into a fruit salad.
his minds travels back..... I knew I shoulda tossed those Firestone condoms
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LOL. That would make for an interesting conversation if it ever got back to the wife.
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Can you imagine the next parent-teacher interview?! LMAO
"It is good to see ourselves as
others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we
are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not
angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive** woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken **back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids. "
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
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She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi