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Subject: OT - Why Do Men Die First?

TheBryster opened this issue on Aug 26, 2009 · 9 posts
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TheBryster ( ) posted Wed, 26 August 2009 at 2:43 PM · edited Fri, 30 August 2024 at 1:52 AM
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**Just got this......from a woman.

**
Why do men die first?
 

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.

It requires a bit of explanation first:

  1. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
  2. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.
  3. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ..... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
  4. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
  5. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ..... it's equal opportunity.
  6. If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ...... it's male indifference.
  7. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ...... you're an insensitive bastard.
  8. If you make a decision without consulting her ....... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
  9. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour.
  10. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.
  11. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.. If you don't ... you're unromantic.
  12. If you try to keep yourself in shape ...... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob.
  13. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.
  14. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious.
  15. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ...... you don't love her anymore.
  16. If you want it too often.... you're oversexed.. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first?

Because they want to!

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AgentSmith ( ) posted Wed, 26 August 2009 at 3:33 PM

Simply awesome.  ;o)

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bobbystahr ( ) posted Wed, 26 August 2009 at 6:23 PM

LOL...I got divorced and plan on outliving all my ex's.. ...

 

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I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
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goofygrape ( ) posted Wed, 26 August 2009 at 8:37 PM

here here
you hit it rite on the head
my wife of 30+ years and I get along just fine,she lives in an other state.
hehe

staigermanus ( ) posted Wed, 26 August 2009 at 9:24 PM

LOL

dvlenk6 ( ) posted Wed, 26 August 2009 at 10:59 PM · edited Wed, 26 August 2009 at 10:59 PM

Quote - 15. If she has a headache ...

Then she does a better job cooking dinner.
Women should have headaches more often. 😉

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SndCastie ( ) posted Thu, 27 August 2009 at 1:42 AM

ROFL


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bobbystahr ( ) posted Thu, 27 August 2009 at 9:10 AM

 Good to see the first woman to post to this thread has a well evolved sense o humour...Hiya Sandie.. ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

pumeco ( ) posted Sat, 12 September 2009 at 8:26 AM

lol !!!

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