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SamTherapy opened this issue on Dec 09, 2009 · 8 posts
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SamTherapy ( ) posted Wed, 09 December 2009 at 6:20 PM · edited Tue, 26 November 2024 at 1:02 PM

  Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

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DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
  

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Dennis445 ( ) posted Wed, 09 December 2009 at 6:38 PM

nice, thanks for the laugh.

geoegress ( ) posted Wed, 09 December 2009 at 8:04 PM

LOL good one  :P

Dave-So ( ) posted Wed, 09 December 2009 at 9:22 PM

Always remember ... the only thing husband 1.0 needs is food 10.0 and sex 69.1

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together.
All things connect......Chief Seattle, 1854

KimberlyC ( ) posted Wed, 09 December 2009 at 10:23 PM

lol! :)



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Gini ( ) posted Thu, 10 December 2009 at 3:35 AM

lol, very cute !

" Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."
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Plutom ( ) posted Thu, 10 December 2009 at 8:34 AM

Yep, that's a goody.  Thought for a moment that your wife got a hold of your computer and typed that up for us.  Jan

hborre ( ) posted Thu, 10 December 2009 at 9:23 AM
Online Now!

This is hysterical!  Time to start email circulating.

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