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Subject: What would be the most unsuccessful Poser model, texture, whatever?


mi-scha ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 6:24 AM · edited Mon, 25 November 2024 at 3:55 PM

Dorkina, the Crossdresser Blob, extra lowres and untextured, now for only $24.95 in the marketplace highly realistic model of a 50 year old woman with small tits all white texture, for ... white characters longlegged chick with big boobies, eh ... never mind Spittle, the lisping sprite Wimpy Mike Fat Vicky bald morph for Vicky Gigantina, 65000000 polygons, 23000x27000 texture/bumpmap. PS: you may need a high end system The Ball, a ultrarealistic round object Ripoffina, texture for Posette. May look like the one in freestuff from the other guy, but it isn't. -- Did I forget something? ;)


Doom Dancer ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 7:10 AM

:::snicker:::


chrisjol ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 8:47 AM

A Bush morph? - no! not that kind of bush.


deestilo ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 8:47 AM

Heh... how bout this..: Vicky character with Fat Joe morph.... okay... see ya


Schlabber ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 11:17 AM

a totally black spaceship for black backgrounds ... :o) (thanks to Douglas Adams for this great idea)


Virus ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 2:25 PM

White textures for characters :)

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bantha ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 4:26 PM

Keep Joking. There is a lot of useless stuff in the Marketplace.


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verve ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 9:46 PM

Logically, it would have to be relevent to all the high expectations that are the criteria of any such derivative, enough sex appeal to assure noterity proportionate to top twenty popularity stability and a guarantee of endless comments of adoration and flawless word copulation.


Virus ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 10:11 PM

Excuseme!! but what did you say?????????? :)

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elgeneralisimo ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 10:40 PM

MMan to P4 Man Morph


Valandar ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 10:51 PM

How about... Raptor texture and morph set to turn him into the P4 Dork?

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duanemoody ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2001 at 11:34 PM

P4Man remapped to accept DAZ Angelfish textures Big Boob morphs for DAZ Eagle Hi-res mapped Renaissance clothing for DAZ Cartoon Bunny Droopy Boob/Thimbledick Mega Morphpak Racially Offensive Ethnic Morphpak -- now with Europeans! DAZ Blooper Grab Bag: Sometimes our designers sneeze when working in Lightwave. Catch the pre-Undo wackiness! Kozaburo-style transmapped underarm hair Lyle Lovett .HR2 My First Lesbian Haircut .HR2 Poser Horse Ethnic morphpak Fully articulated Tribble Tammy Faye Bakker texmap Al Gore Adventure Set for P2 Male


hmatienzo ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 12:02 AM

Kid, you'd better get working on those!!!! Tammy Faye... tribbles and titties for the eagle... hell I'd PAY for those!!!! ROFL!!!

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duanemoody ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 1:15 AM

I forgot these... Blackhawk "Lil' Kim Wong" Millennium Girl Play Set Poser Designer .PZ3 -- comes with Designer .CR2, donut box and RC Cola props, workstation, smoking credit card, and Poser-widow spouse .CR2 (with handheld battery-operated sex partner prop) Expansion Paks: Bryce Designer -- comes with transmapped clumps of hair between fingers and bags under eyes. Staring at wristwatch poses. Carrara Designer -- comes with noose, gun, bottle marked "Poison" and letter promising support props. Crying poses. Maya Designer -- comes with smug expression face files and "being beaten up by the rest of us" poses. Amorphium Designer -- comes with tray of decayed fruit for inspiration.


wiz ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 6:25 AM

Hey! I want that fully posable tribble. Vicky to P4 Dork will be done soon! I'm working on a utility to allow just about anything to be morphed into anything else. It's a little more complicated than I thought it would be, but fun.


egaeus ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 8:14 AM

Ugly P4 infant morph Morph that turns Michael's genitals into the head of Ernest Borgnine Plastic Skin Texture Pack


elgeneralisimo ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 9:36 AM

"Carrara Designer -- comes with noose, gun, bottle marked "Poison" and letter promising support props. Crying poses." Also includes: Bang_head_on_keyboard.bvh Shake_monitor.bvh Throw_mouse.bvh and Click_reset_button.bvh Also: 2 tex maps for workstation monitor; Rendering Failed and a BSOD Invalid Page Fault screens


Thorne ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 4:00 PM

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well hell. guess this means my new Victoria "Vacation Getaway to the Island of Dr. Moreau" character doesn't stand a chance against all this neat stuff...


duanemoody ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 8:02 PM

You owe me a new pair of shorts, trousers and office chair. I had no idea you had such a dark side, Thorne. I salute you, you magnificent... Send this to Legume, toot-sweet. Excuse me while I flush my browser cache and reformat my hard drive.


namja1955 ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 9:45 PM

The irony is that Thorne could probably sell the Vicky visits Dr. Moreau character. In fact the more I look at her the more I begin to wonder what the full mody morph looks like..


namja1955 ( ) posted Fri, 03 August 2001 at 9:56 PM

The Emperor's New Clothes Texture Pack. 50,000 of the Emperor's latest wardrobe items. Each one more stylish than the other. Widely acclaimed by the most sophisticated Poser users! This amazing array of sartorial splendor can be yours for only $300.00, what a bargain! It's a snap to download. With the click of a mouse you can instantly have this collection. File is a 0 Kbyte file. Note: due to the highly proprietary nature of the geometries used in these clothing items, they may only be redistributed in the stripped down CR0 file (also 0 Kbyte in size).


Thorne ( ) posted Sat, 04 August 2001 at 12:18 AM

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Well, you asked for it... I made the image thumbnail size so as to lessen my cleaning bill to Mr. Moody. ;o) Victoria after a week of fun and sun at Dr. Moreau's famous island spa- he guaranteed us that she would come back a changed woman... =};-}>


Thorne ( ) posted Sat, 04 August 2001 at 12:25 AM

Oh, she not nekkid btw, she wearing latest outfit from that new emperor's texture pack. Best clothes textures I ever spent good money on. 'Specially like those transparencies. (They don't always come out all doe-eyed and sweetness, those are just the only ones I usually let out of the house...)


duanemoody ( ) posted Sat, 04 August 2001 at 12:28 AM

Pardon me, I'm going to go load a chemlab eyebath with some Clorox, now...


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