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Subject: OT: Laugh time


beos53 ( ) posted Thu, 16 December 2010 at 8:25 PM · edited Sun, 29 September 2024 at 4:46 AM

There is a factory in  Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well,  Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands  Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches  Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

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Sa_raneth ( ) posted Thu, 16 December 2010 at 8:32 PM

ROTFLMAO


bjt860 ( ) posted Thu, 16 December 2010 at 10:11 PM

LMAO


CyberDream ( ) posted Thu, 16 December 2010 at 11:14 PM

BeOS - old operating system to go with old jokes


bantha ( ) posted Thu, 16 December 2010 at 11:34 PM

At least I did not know the joke yet. And when it comes to opeating systems, BeOS wasn't that bad. 


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SamTherapy ( ) posted Fri, 17 December 2010 at 4:29 AM

:lol:

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infinity10 ( ) posted Fri, 17 December 2010 at 6:52 AM

No-ooo !  Hahahhaha !

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Plutom ( ) posted Fri, 17 December 2010 at 9:09 AM

LOL, it may be an old one, however, I never heard of it before--I like it!  Jan


KimberlyC ( ) posted Fri, 17 December 2010 at 2:14 PM

:lol:



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patorak3d ( ) posted Fri, 17 December 2010 at 2:45 PM

LOL!

 

 


RedPhantom ( ) posted Fri, 17 December 2010 at 7:07 PM
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maybe old but worth repeating


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Vestmann ( ) posted Fri, 17 December 2010 at 7:24 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!  Haven't heard that one before!  ROFL!!




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TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Sat, 18 December 2010 at 7:00 PM

Oldie but goodie! Thanks for the laff!

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hborre ( ) posted Sat, 18 December 2010 at 8:11 PM

Best chuckle I've had in quite a while.  Thanks.


Plutom ( ) posted Sun, 19 December 2010 at 5:22 PM

Hi gang, senior citizens who have gotten into texting (young'ngs can't have all the fun), have established their own codes-short hand.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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