A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a new Wives Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third floor has wives that love sex, have money, and like beer.

The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
MEN ARE SIMPLE CREATURES THAT ARE EASILY PLEASED.

ROFLMAO good one

LOLOLOLOL!
Cool!
Thanks for the laugh! :-D

Corrie

LOL... so true!! :)

Whereas I now wonder what I might find on the 2nd basement level in the Wives Store......

PS husbands and too-much-PC-work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnXhvL5Hg7E

:)
Hubert

floor 4 adds a free bottle of whiskey, floor 5 adds a wife that likes computergraphics, floor 6 makes it twins, cuz men can never have enough ;)

@electroglyph...good one..thanks for the laugh!

@bryster....  OMG

Hi Bryster,

I think that I really need one or two bottles of Rayraz's floor-4-whiskey now!!

:)
Hubert

thebryster..lol!! 

electro.. somewhere down the floors..one floor must have read.. men who don't play golf..or watch football or baseball..or.. ..sports.. :-p 

LOL...you guys are nuts!

Quote - In answer to Hubert's question:

 

That must be one of those Martian women.

Daan? I'll have you know that Martian women don't look anywhere near as good as that.

:lol: