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Subject: OT_ some real life humour

bobbystahr opened this issue on Sep 04, 2011 · 7 posts
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bobbystahr ( ) posted Sun, 04 September 2011 at 7:59 PM · edited Wed, 08 January 2025 at 11:34 PM

This really happened to some friends in Newfoundland

Thought we needed just a little humor :)

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND'
'Hello, is this the Police Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Jack Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Newfies know how to get'er done)

 

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I see a sound
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Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
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tom271 ( ) posted Sun, 04 September 2011 at 8:41 PM

KNow how to work the system!



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dyret ( ) posted Mon, 05 September 2011 at 6:47 AM

lol. do they do other things around the house?

TheBryster ( ) posted Mon, 05 September 2011 at 8:26 AM · edited Mon, 05 September 2011 at 8:27 AM

ROTFLMAO!

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FranOnTheEdge ( ) posted Mon, 05 September 2011 at 3:37 PM

Well Norman Stanley Fletcher once got them to dig his garden for him....

Lol!

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Rayraz ( ) posted Tue, 06 September 2011 at 1:24 PM

hahaha thats brilliant!

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dyret ( ) posted Tue, 06 September 2011 at 2:20 PM

hm... maybe they can wash my dirty clothes

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