C'mon people let's get some fun into our board

let's make a running story.

easy enough to do.

just add the next part of what you think the storyline should be.

Since this is the photography forum the story has to begin centred around this subject.

So...

Once upon a time Render's mother bought him a camera for his birthday,

And she became a Renderosity Ninja exploring the world taking pictures and shared them here at Renderosity.

She felt quite humbled and overwhelmed at the images posted by the Black belt Ninja's.

Would her work be good enough? Would she be accepted as an individual ? she thought to herself.

There was only one way to find out...She 

wondered who she/he was now since he received the camera and she was taking the photographs. She/he questioned

His/Her sexuality? But suddenly an idea flashed into his/her mind. What if i......

...yes! What if I tell my sister that I want my camera back. She's had her fun with it. Now it is my...

Right as a shareholder to benefit from this asset,I remember the last time that i requested the camera be returned,She informed the police that i had stolen it! but the police soon discovered that she had attempted to frame me.

I know that she will not freely return the camera...So....

I borrowed my friend's camera and that night took some pictures  of my sister through her bedroom window. She was only wearing her thong. With the prints I made, I would...

( I think that we are writing this story ourselves)

Blackmail her into having a sex change so that i could have the brother that i have longed so long for.

So How do i set my evil plan into motion ?

I know? i'll .....

steal my camera back and use it as a down payment to pay for her sex change operation. The bigger problem will be convincing her to have the operation and become my brother. I think I will have her fall in love with...

(I sent you a site mail regarding it is only us doing this.)

Osity, who has been my friend since childhood, she is a transvestite and she should be able to convince her,

She would tell her that she wanted to marry a man and then. if true love had blossomed?

I would.....

have a transvestite-in law in the family and since my sister could enjoy it both ways with a tranny it would be impossible to convince her to have a sex change. I guess I will need to...

Think of another way of getting a brother and my bloody camera back?

Not everything is as black and white as it seem's,

So what to do what to do.

AH' HA' I know. i know what i will do...I will .....

... think about this overnight, sort of sleep on it and perhaps some friends, cohorts will also come up with ideas to help me get my Leica M9-p back where it belongs. It's worth a...

lot of money ( and i had to look it up to see what it was ?) which i know i will never be able to save up on my own.

Brainwave!!!! I will sell my sister as a slave...This will give me the money i need and she can keep the old camera.

What she does not know is that the camera will not work because i....

...it is in fact a car and not a camera. The mother had originally intended to buy a rangefinder, but didn't take her reading glasses to the camera shop. She accidently bought a Range Rover, which was good for hunting Rhino, but not so good for taking snaps of trans.......

transatlantic cruise ship's because they were far to big to fit into the frame.

So she gave up and jumped into her NEW range rover and headed off to the garage to get a refund on the car so that she could buy a camera that would be able to take full size captures of ship's-But when she arrived at the garage she found.....

the Rover had gone to a foreign land and had an operation, now it was  a rangy dog, keeping its original name.  Being slightly confused at goings on and having no kibbles, she ran down the street and rang the door bell to...

find that when the door was opened she was confronted by the biggest white rabbit that she had ever seen.

It was a wonder that she did not feel afraid at this time but onward she strove and with a heavy heart she.....

prepared rabbit stew...from a farm raised rabbit of course from the freezer in the corner.  She and the white rabbit sat and relaxed with a spot of tea, one on her white dress and two spots on the rabbits tummy.  A detergent stick removed the spots and they changed coats to ply the streets separately,  in disquise, down the cobblestones to the train headed to....

It would be here that they would work together under the guise of Holmes and Watson.

They would become embroiled in famous cases such as,Why was the dough man sacked when he was kneaded?

The great flower robbery,(Mostly Rose's)

And lest we forget the yet unsolved case of "BREADFINGER"

It was a strange case? unlike many everyday criminal cases this case involved the world's richest man Bill Crates-Everything that he touched turned to dough and his fortune stacked up higher and higher every day.

So how did this case begin?

To find out we need to travel backward's through a Window of time to the moment that......

he was rising like french bread dough in the womb of his mum, while she awaited her little "Short Cake".  yes, it began before their time yet lay unsolved and with the door slammed on the case, all had fallen flat years ago, forgotten until they arrived in London and mixed with the losers of Cupcake Wars;  one brought up Crates in conversation, remarking how a little knowledge could have won the cupcake competition and he knew...

that if birth control had been available all those year's ago then there would have been no mystery to solve...

So where should they begin their investigation?

They could not begin by questioning the father because Bill Crates was born under the birth sign of Pyrex (Test tube baby)

They would just have to mix with the cupcake loser's and see if anyone would sprinkle a little hope on the cupcase murder's.

They decided that their first direct course of action would be to attend the cupcake convention.

On entering the cupcake convention they mixed with the other guests and began questioning people on their currant opinion's of the cupcake murder's with many feeling that they were raisin old troubles that should be left well alone....

Eventually someone informed them that they should question the sultan,a nasty individual who mixed with the worst of the worst who was alway's looking for schemes where he could make some fast dough.

But where to find him?