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Subject: OT comic relief

bobbystahr opened this issue on Oct 13, 2012 · 4 posts
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bobbystahr ( ) posted Sat, 13 October 2012 at 9:05 AM · edited Fri, 22 November 2024 at 4:14 AM

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger..
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

dyret ( ) posted Sat, 13 October 2012 at 11:43 AM

:biggrin:

goofygrape ( ) posted Sat, 13 October 2012 at 5:42 PM

FUNNY

peedy ( ) posted Sun, 14 October 2012 at 11:46 PM

LOL!

 

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