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Subject: O.T. - One for the older guys

tjohn opened this issue on Feb 10, 2013 · 8 posts
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tjohn ( ) posted Sun, 10 February 2013 at 7:38 PM · edited Sun, 01 December 2024 at 1:02 AM

One for the older guys.

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

bobbystahr ( ) posted Sun, 10 February 2013 at 7:55 PM

hee hee hee...why I never married...common law seems common sense to me....

 

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I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
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peedy ( ) posted Sun, 10 February 2013 at 11:37 PM

Hehehehehehe

Corrie

TheBryster ( ) posted Mon, 11 February 2013 at 9:38 AM
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You think you got problems. I'm married to a granny....................................

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dyret ( ) posted Tue, 12 February 2013 at 12:14 AM

:laugh:

skiwillgee ( ) posted Wed, 13 February 2013 at 1:51 PM

smiles !!!!!!!

clay ( ) posted Sat, 16 February 2013 at 8:48 PM

I just let the workers and people at Safeway laugh at me everytime I come in. Humility I guess.

Do atleast one thing a day that scares the hell outta ya!!

Rayraz ( ) posted Fri, 15 March 2013 at 4:28 PM

And still the ladies get offended when guys complain that women are expensive :P

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