Ode to Rendo

Help, help, get me out of here!
I'm spending more and more, I fear,
I mean really I can not help it for,
All of the % off coupons I adore!

I must admit I have 'hit bottom' ever so often,
Then with Render Rewards the blow's softened,
Ergo then I can smile, say "it's not so bad",
I'm getting free gifts so how I can be sad?

But I'd better admit the fix I'm in,
Shopping at Renderosity is my sin,
Because of all the great things,
Each talented merchant brings!

My addiction has just one good reason more,
That I can admit, if I am honest to the core,
Shopping and doing art is a great distraction,
When my syndromes produce painful reactions.

It IS truly an addiction, if we all admit,
It's why we keep going into shopping fits!
And then comes the painful reckoning,
We will never catch up with all the installing!

Oh, and then there is the other bug-a-boo,
We have to USE everything we bought, too!
So round and round we continue to go,
And for all of it, what have we got to show?

Hopefully we've lots and lots of beautiful art,
That we should've been doing from the start,
So I do have to ask, as I complete this poem,
Do you feel your "runtime" is a second home?
~Lyne's Creations

Inspired by my shopping spree yesterday, AND the fact I've been TRYING
to get ALL my zips UNzipped and installed! :)

Cheers!

Lyne 

LOL..Excellant!

Great verse.  And what happened just after I read it?  "Oh, that reminds me. Haven't checked the marketplace yet today."

QED.

There once was a girl named Lyne

who shopped time and again.

Her bandwidth would choke

and her computer would smoke,

but she did it all with a grin.

:D

Excelllent, Lyne.  My Poser women have a bigger closet than I do.  Their wardrobe is much nicer.  My Poser men dress better than my husband.  I wish I could just become one with my Poser runtimes and just live there.  I need therapy and a fatter wallet.

LOL!! enjoyed your responses very much... LOL Gremalkyn - good one! ....and FYI Foxlady....I DO live in poser kinda- via Second Life...where I (my avatar) gets to WEAR all the fantastic clothes (and stilleto heels!!) I buy! So my "runtime" there is a dream come true! grin!