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Subject: OT: Scam email - language advisory and "mature" content warning.

SamTherapy opened this issue on Aug 01, 2018 · 8 posts
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SamTherapy ( ) posted Wed, 01 August 2018 at 3:57 PM · edited Mon, 09 December 2024 at 4:51 PM

Content Advisory! This message contains profanity

This is genuine, btw. The owner of a music site I visit got one of those emails where someone claims to have hacked his webcam and filmed him pleasuring himself. In order to keep the film secret, the mark has to pay a fee. Anyhow, the reply he sent follows:

Sweet!!! I hope you got a good video angle so my dick looks big. You know, I usually record myself whacking off at least once a day and send it out to all my friends. So I really appreciate you saving me the time. Can you do this for me daily so I can concentrate less on the filming and more on my wanking technique? That would be a big help. I know that it must make you a bit self conscious looking at all that video and seeing how small your dick is in comparison to mine. But don't you worry little guy, they have pills for that shit now.

Anyway, thanks for reaching out. Please send me a copy of your first video, I want to make sure that your production is in full HD and that you have the skills to take on this task. After that we can establish a regular schedule so that you'll know when to start filming.

Thanks again and have a great day!!!

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Jules53757 ( ) posted Wed, 01 August 2018 at 4:15 PM

?????

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Miss B ( ) posted Wed, 01 August 2018 at 10:27 PM

~ROFLMFAO~ That is hysterical, and his response was perfect.

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ghostman ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2018 at 12:56 AM

LMAO. That was THE best answer i've seen in a long time.

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movida ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2018 at 7:36 AM

It should be required reading :)

ockham ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2018 at 9:47 AM

... establish a regular schedule...

Classic example of 'sergeant-breaking'!

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ypvs ( ) posted Thu, 02 August 2018 at 6:33 PM

One for the Ambulance chasers who want to make a Personal Injury claim on your behalf.

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Bejaymac ( ) posted Wed, 08 August 2018 at 4:06 PM

ROFLMFAO

Got one of them myself, finding my user name on it threw me at first, but as I don't have a web cam it quickly dawned on me it was fake.

Probably should have just hacked his bit coin address but I deleted the email before that thought had dawned on me.

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