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Subject: Backstage Bloopers 8, or Maury Gets It Together!!

VirtualSite opened this issue on Jan 29, 2002 · 15 posts
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VirtualSite ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 1:13 PM · edited Sun, 16 February 2025 at 7:26 AM

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"Okay, kid, *This. Is. It.* No way this one can fail." "No way??? Maury, you put me this stupid armor again, and now Im painted this..." "Kid, kid, kid... *listen* and *learn*, okay? I got it all covered this time. Youre naked; youre in skimpy armor; youre pink; we are in one hell of a frigging temple..." "Temple?!? Maury, this is the lobby of a Chinese-Italian restaurant! And theres an angry party of forty-three people outside who just came from a Chinese wedding, and theyre hungry!" "So whats that tell you?" "Theyre gonna take out cleavers and kill us if we dont -- " "No, it means you sit there and let me do my job, okay?" " -- This stuff itches." "What?" "This body paint. It itches." "It aint body paint. Now shut up." "Its not body paint? Then whatd you use?" "Exterior stucco paint. Better shine for the camera." "*Stucco paint???* Maury, Im never gonna get that off!" "Sure ya will -- a little turpentine and youll be good as new." "A little? Maury, Im gonna have to *bathe* in it!" "We can arrange that *if you dont shut the hell up*. Now, lemme just -- what was that?" "Its that party of forty-three I told you about. Maury, theyre getting really angry with you. Maury, Im afraid. Can we just go? *Please?*"

aleks ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 1:47 PM

hehehe!! :))) getting better and better!!

Kiera ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 1:49 PM

Poor guy =( Yer so cruel to your models VS!

thgeisel ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 2:25 PM

greatlol adding mr.fluffy and a smiling sun, it will make the top 20!!!

VirtualSite ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 2:27 PM

Hmm... okay, temple set, someone naked in skimpy armor, something painted pink, with rabbits and a smiling sun and maybe a smiling little girl with a Landrover... okay, I think I got the formula now! =)

aleks ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 2:45 PM

nononono!! no fluffy and no pony! please!! :)

nikitacreed ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 2:47 PM

ROFLMAO!!

lalverson ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 3:18 PM

Heh heh poor dude...

Cin- ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 3:35 PM

LOL

Xurge ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 3:47 PM

Hehe, I can only imagine when the laquer thinner reaches those parts where the sun does not shine. He is going to kill Maury this time, LOL.

mi-scha ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 4:16 PM

VS you did make my day. :D

geep ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 4:41 PM

... if the screen actor's guild union knows about this? ;=] (keep 'em comin' - they're GREAT!!!)

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019


Stormrage ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 6:08 PM

um...maybe the party of 43, WITH cleavers on the side of the image. ~efg~ Jaqui

hauksdottir ( ) posted Tue, 29 January 2002 at 11:12 PM

There are tears in my eyes and it is hard to type through the splatters on the keyboard. ::sniff::

Lunaseas ( ) posted Thu, 31 January 2002 at 11:28 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

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