Christ! We got cannibals and zombies and pyronecrobestiality and robot centerfolds... suddenly, I feel so... boring. :(

Twillis, I'm with you on this. Tell someone you're dead and they look at you as if they've seen a ghost. Dead? Depressed? Feel like starting it all again? Then why not come along to the FRESH START CLUB EVERY BODY WELCOME (Terry Pratchet "Sing if you're glad to be gray"

Incredibly morbid thread; upon reading this, one can almost feel a spacial void erupting at the very bottom of the right earlobe gaining warp velocity and landing with ferocious impact and pricision timing upon the lower left earlobe...a no brainer in the true sense of the term ;-)

You know, like the theory of the ether in space, and the theory that the world is flat?

Are you trying to tell me the world's NOT flat?!?!?

You left out the theory about cheese on the moon...and the theory about dingleberries on Uranus...;-)

Actually, the theories about dingleberries on Uranus have not been disproven yet.

Imagine that huh....the year 2002 and mankind still hasn't developed technology enough to be able to scrape the surface of your Uranus to reach some form of absolution regarding this rather perplexing dilemma of contraversy. For shame I say....

Well, it has to do with Neptune and the rings of the Hesperidean Euclates, as weall as the problems involved in Imannizing the Escheaton.

Not your stereotypical zombie movies:

Dead Heat
Ed and His Dead Mother
Stop It, You're Killing Me

x2000, no it's concave..that's to keep the air from disapearing. ~g~

If the last message is right, are we living on the inside of one of God's old scuba cylinders? What happes when He has its inside shotblasted clean and refills it?

This is the funniest freakin thread I have ever read!!! I dont know which is funnier, the posts themselves or the serious people trying to make a point and getting increasingly pissed as it gets taken to left field, further and further. I can just imagine them thinking, 'I will post my point of view with reason and that way something will get down'. They would have never suspected zombies, chesemongers and robot centerfolds taking over the thread. Me laughing, in tears, loving this sh#t! Encore!!! Encore!!!

This thread should be archived forever. Rosity should have a section devoted to this stuff. Like the 'Best of the forums' section. This is truly funny material, not deserving of the delete key. I havent laughed this hard in a long time.