The zikkies came across an alien - and Earth Man (LOL ok maybe not that creative :-))

or is it an Earth Woman

... and the leader, Zookie said "I read this book called 'To Serve Man' according to it, these Earthers are delicious when slow roasted. Here's what we should do...."

See that one over my sholder there behind me? I think they call it "Spike". I don't think it(Spike) saw us land.

...So we have suprise on our side. Zeekie, you go get some wood for the fire, me and Zappie will sneek up on him.

Zossie - "me change green looking at him - you sure we are to eat them"

zeekie, being small, red, and, appropriately humble, shuffled off in search of this article that the others had referred to as "wood". he was seriously sorry that he hadn't read the manual on "earth", in the bathroom...before setting out on this journey.

Shhhhh, you must be very very quiet when hunting a humanoid food source. Quick change of plan. Lets pretend to be rocks and see if he will come to us, making our life both easier and tastier! Zappie's stomach lets out a low growl as he flashes a wicked grin to his friends.

"good idea, but make sure your a shiny rock, look at him, he looks like he could be distracted for hours by a shiny object"

can ya' glow, man...can ya' glow?

Zappie proceeded to crouch down into a rock-type pose and began glowing a wonderful shade of electric blue. "Is this ok?" he whispered.

Well Zappie, I think it's ok, but I heard that this "Spike" was color blind. Maybe we shound just turn into rocks. As the three Zookie slowly stared to transform themselvs into shiny glowing rocks. This "Spike" started to turn away and walk off into the forest...

..Had he only known the terrors that awaited him, he would have gladly chosen to be the lunch of the three visitors.

Just then the sky darkened, and an ominous distant thunder could be heard....

...Zookie looked up and noticed Spike walking away, "zhiphical" he muttered , which in english means "aw sh!t", "Ok, if he's not going to be an easy lunch, let's have a little sport with him"

Zossie spawing back into form while his arm grabs hold of something- Exclaims- "Zogggg! Zi Zag Zord ZoZit Zings" Which in English means: Hey! What is The Lord of the Rings Zossie can read English but not speak it

"well Zossie," Zookie tried to explained, " it's to..., well, we are in the woods...,unless you'd rather use leaves.." Zossie looked to Zeekie with his normal blank expression. "Aw, Just bring it along!"

As the three of them wonder off after Spike...

Flashes of light shoot across the heavens as the rain starts to pour down upon the forest. Spike runs much faster, avoiding the drops that soak through his clothes, until he stumbles on a large victorian mansion that seems to be long abandoned...

Spike thinks to himself, Can it be, Can this be the old home that my great grand parents once lived in?

Before he can think about that any further, he hears a noise behind him. It sounds like a scraping noise, but when he turns, he finds nothing. However, there seems to be more rocks there than there were before.

This is odd he thinks to himself. Spike slowly walks over to the rocks..

A bolt of lightening hits down between him and the rocks followed by roaring thunder.

Spike looks up just for a second and then runs for cover. Thinking to himself, Wow! that was close. When he turns back around to look at the rocks from behind a big tree.

Spike (being colored blind) sees whats appears to be three ghosts shaking their arms all around

This is very odd says Spike in a very quiet whisper, What are thoese?

Just then Ursula, Spike's female companion (a physicist with a law degree who spies for Interpol on the side) runs up from behind and screams "Oh Spikey..........

Zookie is surprised to say the least that now there are two of them, but he thinks "More to eat!" And so he whispers to the others to follow him...

...what are you staring at? Let's get out of this rain!" Ursula and Spike step up on to the porch of the large house, they peak through the boarded up windows, but see nothing but darkness. Ursula pushes open the door, a grin apears on her face as she says "After you." Spike hesitantly steps through the door into the house. Zookie and the others, not being bothered by the rain, sneak around the side of the house....

Zookie, Zeekie, and Zossie pressed their slimy faces against the outside window to see where their meal was going. "Zim zim zurah?" Said Zossie which means 'Do you guys zee what I zee?" The three Zikkies could not believe their bug eyes. For inside was a.............

Shezbah Warrior, who was coming downstairs when Ursula and Spike came in. Lighting illuminated it's large armored form causing the humans to jump back in fright, Spike nearly falling over a chair.

"Zeezo zezon zeloo." It said, but when they didn't understand, it turned a dial on it's armor and then said once again. "Greetings Earthlings. I am Zeelon, Shezbah Warrior. I'm here to capture three creatures that escaped from our planet. You may have seen them..."

Ursula and Spike didn't know whether to trust this creature, or what they'd seen outside. With a shaky voice, the woman then asked, "What do they look like???"

Zookie shook his head in disbeleif, How the heck did this happen ?, Zeelon must have arived before the 3 Zikkie fugetives, but how could he have posibly known where they were headed, shure, Shezbah Fleet ships where much faster than the hunk of tin they had comendeered, but still... Zookie glanced over at Zossie, Zossies eyes imediately turned down and away, Zossie thought to himself,"I hope this isn't because I filed a flight plan with the Inter-Planetary Travel Comission before we left"

But Ursula thought the strange armoured creature was a lawyer representing one of Spike's seven ex-wives out to claim his millions. So she sprayed the Zeelon with hair mousse and screamed "Make a run for it Spike!"

Ok, But first, I have to go to the bathroom....

Spike scampered down the hall to the bathroom, as it happened, he went through the door, just as the last of the Zikkies was climbing through the window. Catching each other by suprise, everyone let out a scream, Spike ran out and back down the hall, he no longer needed to use the bathroom, but his shoes would never be the same either....

Odd thoughts filled Spike's mind as he dashed down the hall. "Man, am I glad I wore my dark brown loafers..."

Spike burst out of the hallway, directly into Ursula knocking her to the ground, Ursula, being of the well stacked variety of female sidekicks, simotainiously hit the ground, and popped out of her slinky tubetop. Upon seeing the two most predominant features of our heroine(sp?), Zeelons eyes bugged out and he stood there frozen with a silly grin on his face, giving Spike enough time to help Ursula to her feet, they quckly ran to the library and closed the double wooden doors.

Zeekie grabbed the fallen tube top and chewed on it. "Eekie!" Said Zeekie. "Zat Zay" said Zossie pointing to the library doors. Following the trail of the urine fumes they all three headed for the wooden doors. Just then the Zeelon regained focus and yelled......

"Stop right there you...." he then relized he still had his translator on and set to earth-speak, as he fiddle with the controlls, Zookie clobbered him from behind with an old baseball bat that had been laying on the ground. Zeekie and Zossie turned around to see what the comotion was, Zookie put one foot up on the chest of the fallen Shezbah Warrior and held the bat up high,"Hey Guys," he said, "Get a Picture of me"