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capsces opened this issue on Aug 15, 2002 · 23 posts
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capsces ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 10:44 PM · edited Mon, 25 November 2024 at 11:36 PM

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she's the fairest of them all. :)

Cromwell1 ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 10:46 PM

Ugh! cowers in fright

Jackson ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 10:47 PM

Wooo-hooo! Where have you been all my life?

NW316 ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 1:41 AM

MOM!!!

EricofSD ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 2:42 AM

Looks like the neighbor's wife.

FWTempest ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 3:35 AM

OMG... I think I took her home from the bar once... after about a twelve pack... chewed my arm off to get away when I woke up... then realized it was MY apartment... she may still be there for all I know....

deestilo ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:06 AM

Can you gimme her phone number ? I need to exterminate my noisy neighbour......... she looks like the person who can do the job well done :) dees

kingkyle ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:09 AM

lol I can just imagine her singing Wagner at full blast!!

Sacred Rose ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:12 AM

has she got a sister or a daughter? ;) Great mate wurf!!!

kromekat ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:13 AM

{I think I took her home from the bar once... } I have NEVER, EVER, been THAT drunk!!! lol!!

Adam Benton | www.kromekat.com

Sacred Rose ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:16 AM

{{{I have NEVER, EVER, been THAT drunk!!! lol!! }}} sure u havent we'll believe ya...thousands of others wouldn't but we do ;)

kingkyle ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:21 AM

Elmer: Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
(spoken) WABBIT TWACKS!! WABBIT HOLE!!
(thrusting spear) KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!

Bugs: (spoken): Kill the wabbit?

Elmer: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO...

Bugs: Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc?

Elmer: I'm going to kill the wabbit!

Bugs: O mighty warrior, 'twill be quite a task
How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?

E: I will do it with my spear and magic hewmet.

B: Spear and magic hewmet?

E: Spear and magic hewmet.

B: Magic hewmet?

E: Magic hewmet!

B (spoken, disparagingly): Magic hewmet.

E: Yes, magic hewmet, and I give you a sample!
(exit Bugs at warp speed)

E (spoken): That was the wabbit!

(Then a chase, followed by:)

E: Oh, Bwoonhilda, you're so wovely.

B: Yes, I know it, I can't help it.

E: Oh, Bwoonhilda, be my wove...
(A dance, then... )

E: Weturn, my wove... a fire burning inside me...

B: Return my luv, I want you always bee-side me.

E: Wove wike ours must be...

B: Made fer you and fer me...

E & B : Return, won't you return my love... for my love is yours.

(While singing, they embrace. Bug's helm falls to the ground... revealing his ears)

Elmer (spoken, outraged): I'll KILL the wabbit!!

E (spoken): North winds bwow, south winds bwow. Typhoons, Hurricanes... Earthquakes!! SMOG!!!!!!

E (spoken): Thunder, wigtning, stwike the wabbit!!

(Lightning flashes, striking in the distance -- now moving in, we see the limp and lifeless form of Bugs -- a drop of water clings to a crushed flower)

E: What have I done?.... I've killed the wabbit... Poor wittle bunny... (sob)

(Bugs is carried off in Elmer's arms... )

B (spoken): Well, what did you expect from an opera, a happy ending?

kingkyle ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:24 AM

sung to Wagner's Ride of the Valkeries

Sacred Rose ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:29 AM

You killed the wabbit!!!

Axe_Gaijin ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 4:48 AM

Hang on... she aint nekkid infront of a temple weilding a sword... :D Axe.

jchimim ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 6:17 AM

Er... impressive "lady," but PLEASE don't do her nekkid. Sword OK, temple OK, no nekkid... I'd definately put my money on her in a fair fight against possette, vicky, or judy. (or dork or mike for that matter.) Great image! P.S. PLEASE, no nekkid...

Quoll ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 8:58 AM

Be careful guys, she looks horny! ouch.....

Hiram ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 10:44 AM

"Hang on... she aint nekkid infront of a temple weilding a sword..." For which, praises to the all-merciful.

c1rcle ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 11:42 AM

kingkyle that's one of my favourite bugs cartoons. what would be worse nekkid temple shot or bikini clad beach shot? shivering Rob

Im4Angels ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 12:24 PM

ROFL, Cute pic. And by the way, how do you know the temple isn't off to the left? Or for that matter, that she isn't naked? That scaly looking stuff at the bottom of her hair could be her naked shoulders and she has a skin condition.

c1rcle ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 12:37 PM

"she had skin as soft as a rhino's bottom & just as wrinkly" Rob

bikermouse ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 12:43 PM

Just don't let her sing.

capsces ( ) posted Fri, 16 August 2002 at 1:50 PM

Y'all are hilarious. Dang, kingkyle, I couldn't think of a name; but Bwoonhilda is great. Nekkid, hmmm...... :) Beth

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