j/k sorry i wish i had mine!!! WAHHHH!! I WANT IT NOW!! I FELL like a child, GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!! lol, who else wants their poser 5?

*feel

• enters thread with enormous wooden post, plants it in ground, leaves *

• returns with two cords of firewood, piles faggots around post, departs *

• returns with jerrycan, begins drenching firewood with petrol *

Waaaaaaa!!!!! Lets see some posts with it!!!!!! I'm dying to see. LOLOL

• waits patiently for lynch mob while gazing meaningfully at CocaColafreek *

oh that was harsh! :(

Well, I haven't lit it, yet. j/k

*brings the lynch mob....>;)

Wait! You can't use a lynch mob here. Lynch mobs are for hangings not burning at the stake. We need a group of angry village people with bitch folks. ;)

L.D., Here's that rope you wanted. - bikermouse wanders on down to the Longbranch to down a few brewskies and talk to Miss Kitty.

• stares blankly at rope, looks over his shoulder at fuel-soaked tinder * And what am I supposed to do with this? Use it as a fuse?

by this time bikermouse was tossing them back and watching Miss Kitty sing by the piano, He starts to wonder if L.D. ever figured out what to do with the rope, but is distracted by all that frilly lace . . . suddenly This McCloud lookin' guy walks in limpin' hollerin' at the crowd tellin' them to stay down he'd handle it most of the folks was confused but what else was new . . . bikermouse sneaks out the back door. peering toward the crowd that was drawing bikermouse realizes that Little_Dragon still has not actually used the rope to tie CCf to the steak yet. rolling the tobackie into a paper and lighting with a safety match, he overhears "... se it as a fuse?" the night air was brisk and it WAS a dark and stormy night somewhere in the darkness, as Charles Shultz rolled over in his grave, bikermouse walked into the night. Meanwhile in a century not too far away CCf was safe and far from the dragons flames.

I've got a barrel of tar and an old feather mattress we can cut open. Light the fire, and we'll get the tar warmed up. Everyone grab a handfull of feathers.

Forget CCF there's a few Chicken Littles I'd like to tar and feather. (for those who don't remember chicke little he's the one who ran around crying "the sky is falling, the sky is falling.")

Oh, so he's supposed to be tied to the stake. You mean it's not voluntarily, then? (Sorry, everyone. I'm new to this. I've never participated in mob activities, except on the receiving end. Last time, they had shovels.)

You mean it wasn't a Dragon running around saying "P5 is here! P5 is here!" ?

No. I promised after the Michael 2 announcement to let someone else announce Poser 5.

If we set the stake horizontal instead of the traditional vertical, we can turn him slowly over the fire, and have a feast.

Lol! Actually, I was refering to the new Mil Dragon in my "chicken little" reference. :) LMAO wasn't thinking, sorry. ;)

Jumps in brandishing an M-16 and fills the whole assembly full of lead. leave CCF alive to ponder the terrible consequences of crying "wolf," err..."Poser5" in a room full of twitchy addicts ready to pounce on anything that even remotely ressembles a P5 box. twitching away silently-- lb

Let's tie this cocacolafreak to the ground...pry his mouth open, and pour PEPSI---YES , PEPSI down his throat till he PUKES.....then we'll pur some more down his throat till he pukes again.... While he's tied down, we'll go to his frig and switch all the Coke to PEPSI.... We'll show you what happens when you mess with us...you freak.... Pep-si...for those that think young

In the distance, bikermouse hears the distinctive sound of an old americian AR and wonders how Lord Byron got hold of one of those antiques, how he was able to modify a clip to fire that many shots and whether the Lord was firing NATO or UN rounds. Nevertheless bikermouse rushes to the scene of devistation, Hollers "Medic", calls in an evac unit for the wounded, and awaits the inevitable. A lone figure Stands not too far away, wings raised as if in attack mode - did LB forget how tough and bullet resistant dragons are? suddenly as LB shows himself BM draws his laseer pistol and fires on the stun position. LD appears undaunted . . .

Bullet-resistant, yes. Bulletproof, no.

• peels shredded Kevlar vest off torso, drops it to the ground with a THUD *

I've been wearing that regularly, ever since I joined the Freefall forum. Good thing, too.

Make sure the medics bring a stomach pump for CocaColafreek. (Pepsi? How barbaric!)

I see what you mean. B+ is good though. Medics are AOS. - TJ

ROFLMAO, BM/LD have you two ever thought about taking up writing as a profession? CCF is a witch, he turned me into a newt.....but I got better. Rob

wait.... what's a bitch fork??? i want one!!! (um, i think i want one? all i have is a pitch fork, and that's for pitching manure outta the stable. what's a bitch fork for?)

CocaColafreek begs the mean evil townspeople for his life. He asks them not to pour the vulgar tasting pepsi in his mouth. CCF learned his lesson. Moral: dont cry wolf especially when it has to do with poser 5!!!

I'm a coke freak myself...and my son works for them....sorry to even bring up the word :) You may be forgiven---but its up to the rest of the townfolk here.....but just remember..the Pepsi is ready.

And so with the rise of a new day over Poserland new questions get asked and old ones are revisited. People gather about Sir Krite hoping he can explain the term 'bitch folk' - hoping also that one will end up in freestuff.

Err... a bitch folk? It's a very big pitch folk? ;)(Typo)

CCF I forgive you cause this thread has been so funny to read :) Rob

bitch folk??? don't need no more folks bitchin' around here. if that's what it is, i don't want none! huh, and here i was all set to outfit my hyperactive ninja draanig with a bitch fork for a weapon....

The Bitch Fork: A new concept in weaponry. It has possabilities. Perhaps it works like a tuning fork - perhaps it's just magical. The hard part is getting it from the drawing board and into to the hands of the Ninja. I'm sure that the idea has not escaped the grasp of the Hesipharins amoungst us. - TJ

well... our elven ranger has a swork instead of a sword. after much deliberation, we've decided a swork is actually sorta like a spork. that is, it's part sword, part fork. hmmmm....

bloodsong, Shades of the singing sword. What acoustic properties such a weapon must have when struck by an enemy! Remember, the magic is yours to wield but belongs to the air - use it wisely. - TJ