How many brycers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to do the model, two to do the textures, and all the rest to figure out how to make it light!

One to hold the bulp and the rest to turn him around ;-)

1-One to figure out if it will be on a PC or a MAC. 2-One to figure out what version to use. 3-One to model the lightbulb. 4-One to find a modeled lightbulb on the net. 5-One to settle the fight between 3 and 4. 6-One model the Michael figure in Poser to change the bulb. 7-One to model the flashlight to see in the dark room with the Poser figure. 8-One to Model the Vicky figure in lingere to help Michael. 9-One to make michael see Vicky. 10-One to remove the flashlight cause Michael lost interest in changing the bulb.

hyperborea is right... one to hold the bulb.. and some others to turn the screen around him LOL

One Brycer - Many Lightbulbs. ARR! ARR! (just kidding)

One to create the Global so that they can all see what the heck they are doing. One to do the plop render. Several dozens to work out how to animate MIchael & Vicky. This could run and run.......... The Bryster (Chris)

One more to figure out how many key frames it will take to move the bulb in a circle.

only one. as long as he/she knows how to do it. Else: everything that was told above, plus an extra moderator to check if the things that happen after michael starts messing with vicky are not braking the rules. and one to make a 'how to change a lightbulb' tutorial.

One person to do the picture with the lightbulb and many hamsters running inside of squeaky wheels to run the rendering engine. Add lumenosity, soft shadows and other effects and the hamsters run longer.

Heh, well, if Vicky and Michael are involved that it will require two more brycers: One to model the temple, and one to model chainmail and a sword. :p

...and a forum-ful to answer questions and crit the 'lighting scheme in progress' :-)

Is the head-texture of that woodie fuzzy? If so: how did you get it to look fuzzy. When I use an imported model the fuzzyness doesn't work like it should.

Well, I used the Bryce Woodie by Aluminations. Textured the head complex fx/ green lit, raised transparency, diffusion and reflection to 100% and put a small spherical light in it - voil :) This was quick and dirty. Tried for some seconds a glass material, but it looked ugly. Greets, Jimi

glad you folks came up with something funny I had no idea what the answer was

I think it's one to change the light bulb and the rest 200 or so to talk about how good that changing was.. :)

One to model the lightbulb, one to model a negative boulean bulb to remove the first, and another to model the replacement bulb. Oh, and one more to explain to DAZ that the lightbulb is not just a modified victoria mesh used without copyright.

Why bother changing the lightbulb, you don't need light to see the computer screen....

Billions spent in developing the technology to create a world-wide communications system and we abuse it like this........what are we coming to...? LOL The Bryster (Chris)

I heard that Michael and Vickie are fighting over the light bulb now. Michael likes it real bright, Vickie likes it dim with a mirror texture on the ceiling. And the real hard part is that Vickie is mad now that Judy is messing with Michael and CL is calling DAZ to enforce the EULA and demand posermony (CG version of palimony). ok, gonna slink away at that.

LOL...Lsstrout stole my answer. Why would a Brycer be changing a lightbulb? Isn't the Monitor glare light enough? Great minds think alike. :)

Isn't there a lightbulb in the monitor to make the all the pretty colours that we use to do computer type stuff? The Bryster

not really a lightbulb, but there is a device that shoots electrons at the screen.

Jeez Rayraz....I don't beleive you fell for this........LOL The Bryster

NONE.... that's a hardware problem

Well, I used to think that a pixel was build up out of little 'lightbulbs' (one blue one, one green one and one red one). Of couse I was a little younger back then (9 years old) and I didn't even know what Windows was. I used to work in DOS and program little programs in BASIC backthen.