The son of a wealthy Chinese restaurant owner and his fiancee get married.

She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want.  You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls....  Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....'You want.....garlic chicken wif snow peas?'

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says. "I love you so much. I don't know how I could ever live without you"...Her husbans asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine."

There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

Bill: I think my wife is dead

John: Why do you think that?

Bill: Well the sex is the same, but the laundry is starting to pile up

Thanks for the infor

2 of the harddrives are in warranty and one is out

I think I will just send the 2 in for a replacement

Steve

**

13  Things PMS Stands For:**

**

1.  Pass My Shotgun 

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree** **

4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me Sweets 

7.  Pardon My Sobbing 

8.  Pimples May Surface 

9.  Pass My Sweatpants 

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 

11.  Plainly; Men Suck 

12.  Pack My Stuff** **

      ... and  my favorite : 

13..  Potential  Murder Suspect**

ha ha ha these are good

I will have to come up with one now

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
    
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.   

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
        
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

ha ha ha ha ha

Wow does that bring back memories
I always thought the Jupiter was just like Dr, Who's Tardis, bigger on the inside than it was on the outside

Very good video. It looks like you really Love your cats
We used to have a couple of cats when my sons were growing up, but 3 of my grand-kids are allergic to cats, so no cats just dogs
Steve

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/mod/forumpro/showthread.php?thread_id=2754186

I don't know if this will help you are not, but I wrote this a couple of years ago about replacing a Poser head with a FacGen head (in Poser) and getting the (FacGen) morphs to work

I thank everyone for their help and thank you for the link to BB;s original post

LaurieA
I set up my setting just like cspear had his I use feet, but change it to meters to match his

but at least it works now

Kaibach thank you
that was the problem. I forgot about doing that