The doctor used duct tape.
Tonight's special:  Skunk Surprise.
The electrician forgot to unplug it.
My wife used too much starch.

We're sorry, your flight's been cancelled...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program...
Uncle Vernon had one too many...
"By the way, I want a divorce..."

A bottle of Viagra, never used...

"It's not loaded," the kid said.

Horse throws shoe, farrier gets headache.

Laptop plugged in; Power Surge!

House for sale; Getting Divorced...

She crept around the corner, terrified.

"I pronounce you husband and husband."

One-way streets can be dangerous..

The drunken man's using a chainsaw.

We Made Eye Contact

It is a curious thing to meet with each other,
on our world it is even considered rare.
Most of us stay where we live, never leaving,
too much adventure, no one would dare.

And so it was quite bizarre for me that day,
to have made eye contact with his one.
Quite possibly, even more incredible this,
that I have no eye by which to see, none. 

Next Title:  "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

Open up!  This is the police!

Moving Day

Hail!  Hail!, Celebrate!
It that special day of days!
Hail!  Hail!  Celebrate!
we all have our ways.

It's the holiday 'fore the next day,
after today, in our mind.
Sunny or cloudy, rain or shine,
A great day, you will find.

So Happy Moving Day to you,
celebrate with high spirits!
Let our a laugh, a chuckle,
there's no reason to fear it.

Next Title:  There's a Pale Whale in the Mail

After her funeral, her phone rang.