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MuddyGrub ( ) posted Wed, 14 January 2004 at 10:24 PM · edited Sat, 25 January 2025 at 6:41 AM

I found this note when I logged on to the forum today... "iF YoU waNt to EVer SeE YOur MoDeraTor AGain PLeASE LEAve ONe SWorD, Two sPHereS, and ONE NaKED POSer FIGure aT THe POseR FORuM DoOR. NO FUNnY BUSiNeSS EiTHer." Them bast*rds!

Ardiva ( ) posted Wed, 14 January 2004 at 11:19 PM

We gotta give 'em the stuff! I mean whatta revolting predicament this is!! laughing

danamo ( ) posted Wed, 14 January 2004 at 11:23 PM

Why those bastiches! We oughta string em all up with smart pipe!

Ardiva ( ) posted Wed, 14 January 2004 at 11:43 PM

Twist 'em into a spiral an fling 'em into outer space, I sez!!

Ardiva ( ) posted Wed, 14 January 2004 at 11:44 PM

...or was it "sez I!" ?????

Zhann ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 12:18 AM

OHHH NOOOO, our precioussss, in the hands of the dark lords of Poserdum, we'll need to get him back, yessssss, get our preciousssss back.....;)

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Quest ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 12:28 AM

Wonder if they'll settle for a slightly patched manikin instead of a naked Poser figure?

Ardiva ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 12:30 AM

Ok..I got one of them there 'spheres' right here beside me inna chair just waitin to storm the Poser place and hook up with AS. YA WID ME????

Ardiva ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 12:32 AM

Well suck eggs here...I lost my sphere!!!!!!!!! :-(

MuddyGrub ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 12:39 AM

lol everyone Ok Quest, put some lipstick on it and go deliver it. And don't stop at the pub on the way. This is our precious cough cough we're talking about. Besides, I'm sure he'll make you stop on the way back.

MuddyGrub ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 12:48 AM

Oh oh, Ardiva lost her marbles. lol

Quest ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 12:52 AM

Ardiva, I think your sphere rolled off the chair went across the way into the pub over there. Ill grab the manikin, smudge some lipstick and rouge on it and go see if I can find thatehhhsphere (wink, wink), well need it you know to fetch our precious back. See you all at the barI mean back here.

danamo ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 2:53 AM

I was looking for that Poser chick that Drac uses to smack people over the head when they tick him off, but it was totally deflated by the time I found it.

Flak ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 3:08 AM

*Flak starts to rally an army of turncoat poser skeletons..... * We march at dawn.

Dreams are just nightmares on prozac...
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Zhann ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 4:14 AM

ROFLMAO @Danamo....:) Anyone here watch Spike TV?

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Quest ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 4:32 AM

Alas Brycers mount your sturdy steeds, make ready to do battle. Let us make haste, Poserdom awaits us, we shall not disappoint them. Ive got the manikin.

drawbridgep ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 5:35 AM

Be right with you, just got to wait for my steed to finish rendering. Death or glory!

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foleypro ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 6:38 AM

I have the Bryce Dungeon all set up...Bring on the Captors...We roast at dusk....Haahahahhhahahhaaa "How Sweet Fresh Meat"

erosiaart ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 7:50 AM

Wait..what goest here? Have I lost out on a war?? "steed to finish rendering", "captors", "army"?? have i suddenly landed up in a pre-ancient war zone?? HELP!!!!!!!!!!

bikermouse ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:15 AM

Arrrgh!! It's the apozylips from the Mad Max movies I tellz ya. Sword- check. dagger- check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. boots - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. shotgun - check. bulletproof vest - check. NV - check. temple - check. oozie check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. gun - check. wallet - check. keys - check. O.K. I'm ready where are these guys? oops anybody seen my gun?

bikermouse ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:16 AM

apoxylips - check.

erosiaart ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:17 AM

oh sh.... do I have to run for cover??? Or be Nightingale??

bikermouse ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:20 AM

erosiaart, Naw!, we're just gonna go over there and ask them politely to give AS back. No proplemo. - TJ

erosiaart ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:34 AM

Phew!!! Though politely' can be defined in many ways... ask our own resident international affairs ..

bikermouse ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:38 AM

That reminds me: better take a few thousand rounds of ammo - just in case.

TheBryster ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 9:20 AM

This sounds like a job for.........FRED!!!!!!!! (What the f**k is going on? What did I miss? Who's missing>)

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tjohn ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 10:33 AM

Bryster: AS. He's been very quiet lately. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

erosiaart ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 10:37 AM

And who the hell is ...FRED????

pakled ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 1:22 PM

Freddie's dead..that's what I said..no problem with all the props, but they have to texture them, I'm not going to make it easy on them..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

Erlik ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 1:36 PM

I've got a number of swords, knifes, shields and a morning star or two, down to stone spears. And my double headed axe, otherwise known as Battle Bass. Even if we don't invite Freddie. Never liked him, anyway. I propose we call ... Hammer.

-- erlik

TheBryster ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 1:38 PM

Fred is a Bryce POSABLE character created by the guy who gave us SMARTPIPE.....!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Ardiva ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 2:19 PM

Ok, warriors...I rendered a passel of spheres and textured them so's they looks like marbles. We can use these to throw inta the path of 'em unlucky dudes.

Erlik ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 5:31 PM

Hey, may I throw meself in her path?

-- erlik

Ardiva ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 6:11 PM

Help 'erself, Erlik, but ya gotta be able to function afterwards...we need ya. ;-)

tjohn ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 7:45 PM

Is it against the TOS to be nuts? :^D

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

pauljs75 ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:40 PM

Here... You might need these... Muahahaha!

Barbequed Pixels?

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There might be something worth downloading.

woodhurst ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:42 PM

AS is probably enjoying himself over there with all the naked warrior ladies. with swords.

Ardiva ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 8:43 PM

Well..this mother is getting plumb worried now about AS...think it's time to call in the RMP's??

danamo ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 10:12 PM

Excellent! Sir pauljs75 brings help from the Wings Nation! Obviously he is also a Brycerian citizen. What excellent weapons you bring us sir! That morgenstern looks great,like something a Teutonic knight might carry. The other objects are great too!

erosiaart ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 10:18 PM

are we sure sirpauljs is fit enuff to carry on a battalion against the Poser tribes? me see a quater full beer mug... no telling how much he has drank....

Ardiva ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 10:27 PM

The plot thickens!!!!!!!! Muuuhahahahaa!!!!!!!

danamo ( ) posted Thu, 15 January 2004 at 11:34 PM

Of course he's fit enough braces a staggering Sir Paul. He's just employing the Irish-Scottish battle plan; drink a few pints and get totally pissed, grab your car keys and warmace of choice, hop on the road to Poserdom, and raise bloody hell.

Rayraz ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 1:58 AM

:)=) Did someone say naked warrior ladies? :)=) Hey, why don't you go keep Ardiva's bikergirl and Max's fred happy at the pub (I heard they've got a nice sphere there) while I go join them naked warrio cough cough uhm,.. I mean free AS. If I don't get back then "Woohoo!! :)=)"

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Quest ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 3:03 AM

Just got back from the (hiccup) pub and I've got my bikerbabe with me. Shez a reel doll! Shez a regular devil in a red dress. Now where's that battle, just point me in the right direction (hiccup) I'll find it even if I have to stumble over it.

erosiaart ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 3:17 AM

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Point your swords to the battlefield. Poser tribes are little rat brats. Brycers ne'er accept defeat. Samurai rules are what we follow. We die not by the enemy's sword, but by our own. And while the men shed blood to save the village, The women relax on the beach, Waiting for the brave Brycers warriors. May they win, and bring AS back!

Rayraz ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 6:07 AM

Don't attack! I'm not done with the Naked Warrior ladies yet! :P

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BOOMER ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 6:22 AM

Hey all. Haven't been around much. That whole condition orange and red, yes, we hit red for a while there has kept me very busy and not much free time AT ALL. But for now, everyone grab a piece and we'll get him back ourselves. We ain't giving in to these bastages.

Because I like to blow $%&# up.

Don't fear the night. Fear what hunts at night.

BOOMER ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 6:29 AM

I'll just throw this one over my shoulder and we can go hunting wabbits.

Because I like to blow $%&# up.

Don't fear the night. Fear what hunts at night.

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 8:33 AM

Boomer: Wot? No nukes?

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

RodsArt ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 10:46 AM

Uh Oh...Look out!!

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Ardiva ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 11:02 AM

Well, it looks like the male counterparts of this rescue operation have accumilated quite an arsenal. Whereas us women have to rely on our God-given talent for being able to make the male forget what they were doing in the first place! :-) Oh yeah..I was poking around RO and I think I spotted AS over in General-land a couple of days ago. He didn't see me, but I'm sure it was him, either that or he has a twin floating around.

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