Oldies, ignore this, you know me ;-) Newbies, allow me to introduce myself; I'm Mike and I used to frequent these pastures a wee bit until life started getting too hectic and I sorta well, faded away. The only reason I'm writing this is coz the 'oldies' here know what I'm like - I'm usually a sarcastic little runt with too much bad humour than I know what to do with.... but as 'Chelle, Brian et al will tell you, my comments are almost always in jest and very, very rarely a serious dig at anyone. So, if you see a comment from me which you think is totally bitchy / below the belt / bad taste just sigh to yourself, roll your eyes upwards and say "That Mike...... he's a right one, he is" I just don't want you to go hating me on sight coz you think my comments are serious.... he he he - okay?!? Btw, oldies, even though I said you could ignore this, I know you've read it - so I hope to be back around for a little while (life permitting).... Heaven help you all!! Take care! (",) p.s. Crack open the bubbly!! Broonsalroond!!!

You Bit*H! My Name is ! How dare You....Young Man! sigh Now, put something on Sexy fur uz...aye...Broonsalroond....and how dare You suggest I am Old....You suggestive guttersnipe...sure...Michelle is Old...but , not Me...I hope she Paddles You!...I hope She Paddles Me! The Forum was getting boring anyway...time for Nutters Return. muuuuuuuuuuah!

Oh God, Tedz and Jordy both together.....should make things Pop! Hi Guys! away down the pub it is then

Ahhh.... Jordy.... you always were my favorite PITA.... next to RyRy my favorite bum boy, of course. Those were the days.... wistful sigh

Be afraid ... be very afraid. :)

Hahahaha!!! Oh yeah I'm quaking in my tennis! Bsteph