(thanks to Trekkiegrrrl, Im still laughing) The revelation scene in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back is one of the most famous moments in cinema history. Now, though, it will have minutes of original footage added back in. The new extended scene goes like this: Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No... I am your father! Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true. Luke: NO! Darth Vader: Yes, it is true, and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? Luke: Threepio? Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him. When I was 7 years old. Luke: No! Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp. Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star! Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! Luke: Well, it's not my fault... Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me! My father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" Luke: Shut up! Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! Luke: I... uh... used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon. Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor! 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open, only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, you baby! {Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.} Darth Vader: I was wrong. You're not my kid. {Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.} {Darth Vader looks after him.} Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

LMAO! That's great!

lol :)

LOL!!! That's cute!

AWESOME!!!!

LOL

ROFL

Two thumbs up!

lol thanks

And a few months later, on Christmas day;

Vader - My son, I know what you've got for Christmas!

Luke - How do you know?

Vader - Because this morning... under the tree... I felt your presents...

Love it!

A few years ago at Siggraph, I saw that dialog (or something much like it) animated with lego Star Wars figures (computer versions, not physical stop-motion). Alas, it was not included in the animation festival tapes.

Funny as hell...

Funny as hell...

Funny as hell...

Casette! That is a riot. I'll never be able to watch that movie again without thinking of that. BTW, Revenge of the Sith or whatever it's called..the third movies, is excellent. My daughter walked out of the theater and said "I'm sorry but Darth Vader is a hottie". Her grandmother then began to argue that Luke from the original was better looking. Best time I've had in a while.

Yeah, Darth was pretty hot toward the end of the movie. :o)

Fazzel...he he he oh that was a good one!

Hehe.... Friend of the family's main comment about Sith: "It's such a shame. He was such a nice looking young man."

Kristta, MMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (rofl) My son NEEDS to watch Ep III. Past weekend we have a SW marathon: he watched the classical trilogy and he wants to see how "stupid Anakin" becomes into "cool Darth Vader". He wanna be a Sith, not a Jedi. His daily phrase is: "Darth Vader es LA CA!!" (approximate translation: Darth Vader RULES!!" :D