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Subject: anyone want this hat?
Oh this isn't a competition or anything :) everyone who mails me with a joke will get it (even if I don't get the joke). It's my reaction to the frustrating annonymity of freestuff. John
Fugazi (without the aid of a safety net)
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I sent you three jokes to your email address. What a cute idea!!!
"It is good to see ourselves as
others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we
are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not
angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
I was hedging my bets!!! LOL I sent 3, figuring that at least one had to be funny, hehe
Of the 3, here is the winning one:
Quote -
How to catch criminals in your home, circa 2002I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in the shed, she could see from the bedroom window. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things.
I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in the area to
help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were
available.I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back.
"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've shot them all."
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Message edited on: 11/07/2005 08:35
"It is good to see ourselves as
others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we
are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not
angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
It's a good one huh :) the other 2 were good too though. John.
Fugazi (without the aid of a safety net)
https://www.facebook.com/Fugazi3D
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All ya have to do is mail me at john.holding@ntlworld.com and tell me your worst best joke :) or is that best work I don't know :)Hat is for Miki but it's a simple prop so you can scale it to fit just about any figure you want, even scarebear I suspect :)
John
Fugazi (without the aid of a safety net)
https://www.facebook.com/Fugazi3D