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Community Center F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2025 Feb 10 11:31 pm)
Subject: Attn: Staff...clicking "Last" doesn't work.
Quote - we can always use Karen's new 'Jelly Pelter' for starters....:woot:
:lol:
jaw drops
omg! The thought of you and Hawkfyr naked and pelting jelly at one another is way more information than I can handle, LOL
"It is good to see ourselves as
others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we
are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not
angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
"Noodles-o-Pain'?
'Jelly Pelter's"?
Hey..so long as we establish as "Safe Word'....I'm game.
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Sorry for the Migraine Stacey...You know I'd never intentionally cause you any grief.
Perhaps my jaw would drop as well...I mean...who wouldn't try to catch one of those Pelts-o-Jelly if one came close enough?
Tom
“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”
"need a shortstop?"
No..but I may need a catcher for those that might slip by.
But please know ... that you may not catch many...I hear she is lethal with that thing...and rarely misses....but I'd wager you would have fun just watching.
8 )
Tom
“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”
Quote - No..but I may need a catcher for those that might slip by.
But please know ... that you may not catch many...I hear she is lethal with that thing...and rarely misses....but I'd wager you would have fun just watching.
'S true, I do like to watch... as long as I get some game time, in too. 
Just lemme get my glove, an' I'll be ready. :lol:
Quote - We'll make Jell-O shooters and laugh about the whole thing afterwards.
Sounds like a plan... and what great tales we'll have to tell around the fire in the years to come...
BTW, here's a photo you might enjoy; seems these fellas took a lot of jell-o, vodka, and two weeks later created a ten gallon shot:
Full story at College Humor. 
I'll have to check out the linked story....but can you tell me....is that picture taken "Before" or "After" they drank it?
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Yeah....I can just hear the stories being told to my grandchildren now.
We'll be sittin around the fire and one will say "Grampa....Why is one of your eyes made of jelly"?
I'll gather them around closer...probably pull the toddler up on my knee and say...'Did I ever tell you about the time I asked a question on a website that ended in jelly pelting"?
I'll lift my shirt enough to show them the scars from the Noodles-O-Pain and start the story.
[Me]
"Well...there once was a Moderator at this website...We'll just call her "Jumpy"....anyway...everyone thought she was just so sweet and kind...and I had known her for years...but one day..after a site upgrade...I asked if the staff knew about a glitch in the system....Well...evidently...the were quite aware of the situation and were growing tired of answering every time is was brought up.....You see...there was this "Last" button in the forums....and........"
[Kids interrupt]:
C'mon Gramps...get to the good part"
[Me]
"Okay...Well...To send a message to others who might raise the question again....Jumpy made an example of me....and she pelted me with jelly with her "Jelly Pelter"...I'm tellin ya...kids...she was lethal with that thing and she pelted me with jelly until she could pelt no more(she ran out of jelly)... while another member ...we'll just call him "Cap'n Jack"......watched excitedly... as he caught the missed ones with a ice tray"
{Kids inquire]
"Wow ! ...Jumpy sure sounds mean...and Cap'n Jack sounds a bit sadist too"
"So did one of the jelly pelts hit you in the eye?...Were you doing something stupid like trying to catch them with your mouth?"
[Me]
"Naw...the eye thing happened afterwards while doing Jell-O shots with Cap'n Jack."... I explained as I stirred the coals in the fire ..."My body was inundated with jelly and the good Cap'n was helping extract the embedded hunks and evidently mistook my eye for an implanted hunk of jelly...The only thing laying around to supplant it with was....more jelly. It worked just fine at the time...and it was too expensive to replace the old eye back in those days...so I kept it...as it serves as a reminder to never cross a Jumpy jelly pelter and never trust a Jell-O Shot saturated Cap'n to help you out of a Jam"
"Okay...of to bed little ones"... I said putting the toddler down..."I'll tell more of the story another time...and maybe even tell you how I came to have those Noodles-O-Pain scars"
[Kids]
"Gramps...your an idiot aren't you?"
[Me]
"What?...Speak up"...I said while turning my head... "Can-cha see one of my ears is really a noodle?"
[Kids]
"Uhh...Never-mind....G'nite Gramps"
whispering to each other "What's a Moderator?"...."I dunno...what's a website?"
[Me]
"What?"
Yep..those will be the days I tell ya
8 )
Tom
“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”
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Tom
“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”