here  do pets come from? 
 

A  newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 
"Where do pets come from?"
 
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when  we were in the garden, you walked with us every day
Now we do not see you any  more.. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to
remember how much  you love us."

And God said, I will create a companion for you that  will be with you and who will be a
reflection of my love for you, so that you  will love me even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or  childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
accept you as you  are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a  new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and  Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the  animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of
a name for this new animal."

And God said, " I  have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you,
his name  will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And  Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
 
And they were comforted.
 
And God was  pleased.
 
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After  a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam 
and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and 
they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved,
but perhaps too well."
 
And God said, I  will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see
them  as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will 
know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
 
And  God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And  Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
they  were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And  Adam and Eve learned humility.
 
And they were greatly  improved.

And  God was pleased .

And  Dog was happy. 
 
And  Cat didn't give a sh*t one way or the other.

hehehehe...i used to have a cat when i was younger...that is so true!! :D

Heh heh heh, that might just as well have actually been written there as it sums up cats and dogs  completely....thanx for posting this .. ...