Now, that's gonna make a big mess as they ooze down and soak the baseboards!

Careful stomping around, there's a lotta whipped cream down there, and some banana peels under it.

There are however no strawberries left......

sits in the corner with strawberry stains around her mouth

Oh Boy! A food fight!

OK...Syntrifid starts slinging (water) balloons filled with maple syrup instead..

YAYYY!!!!!!!!!   

We have a serious thunderstorm warning here complete with tornadoes and hail!  I'm terrified of thunder, but I'm actually looking forward to a thunderstorm!!!!!!!!  

Today with the humidity the temperature registered 47 degrees Celcius. For those that don't know Celcius that's 116 degrees Farenheit!   When I said I'm overheating I wasn't kidding. I feel like I have heat stroke just from sitting in my livingroom :(

I'll be so pissed if this storm misses us!!!!!!!!

goes off to have yet another ice cold shower

EDIT: Ok, so it doesn't look like this storm is going to miss us. As a matter of fact it's rolling in with a vengeance!  Talk about windy!!!!!!!!! 

Acadia - Are you on the west coast?

Nope. In Manitoba. Central Canada. 2 hours from the USA border.

Jesus Acadia - I'm sitting here whining about it being 90 f.  I wont stop now however, Ill just be mildly relieved that the grass is significantly more brown somewhere else ; )

Yikes, It suddenly got very dark and the sky is black.

Did I mention how I'm terrified of thunder?  LOL  But it will be such a relief from the heat.

throws hail all around

We've had loads of rain here this Summer, sorry Acadia, but I'm one of those strange people who loves the rain!
Well, living in Manchester you have to get used to the rain!

Dar, it's only 102 here... but I'm sitting in an AC office, so that doesn't really count!  I'd die without AC here!
I feel for ya, Acadia!

I once heard a mother tell about how her 13-year-old son had gotten into the playful habit of putting whole tomatoes into the microwave so that he could watch them explode.  Naturally, the mother indicated her displeasure with this activity to her son.  He responded to her with impeccable 13-year-old logic.  He informed his mother that she should be happy about what he was doing, because "at least he wasn't out on the street, getting into REAL trouble".

Ooooo rain is ok, but me no likey lots of lighting...usually means there is a tornadic thunderhead somewheres....and me def no likey tornadoes.....

Quote - He informed his mother that she should be happy about what he was doing, because "at least he wasn't out on the street, getting into REAL trouble".

My kids would never be so brave...

Hmmm...throws a tomato at Xeno, and runs

I think we need to tackle Xeno and fill his pockets with shortcakes and jelly!

I just hope Connie & Jumpstartme2 are never let loose together! :scared:

Quote - I think we need to tackle Xeno and fill his pockets with shortcakes and jelly!

And some of those water balloons filled with maple syrup would be a great garnish too..Ok, Im game.....runs up behind Xeno, pushes him over Ok Connie...got 'em..start stuffing pockets before he realizes what happened :lol:

Quote - I just hope Connie & Jumpstartme2 are never let loose together!

Wha? We're just plain 'ol innocent {snickers evil little snicker}

Kitty starts to shovel shortcakes in Xeno's pockets, and mousses his hair with whipped cream!

Jumpstart! We need to trip stormy while he's not looking and tickle his feet with black liquorice strings.

runs behind Stormy with a trip wire Quick get the liquorice! :lol:

Oh no, I really am ticklish! So now I'm going to be ticklish with the liquorice, LOL!

You two are a right pair.

Trapped forever in a thread full of maple syrup and whipped cream, mmmmm...

As to the fight thing, do we get any superpowers?

After you pass out from tickling we paint your toenails with black cherry Jello!
Hands a can of whipped cream to Jumpy.... here, be creative...
giggles

Quote - Trapped forever in a thread full of maple syrup and whipped cream, mmmmm...

As to the fight thing, do we get any superpowers?

Anything you can think of darlin :)
Watch out for the beef... I mean, shortcakes around here ;)

 looks at the can of whipped cream Oooo wonder what recesses I can fill with this....

I'm finding all this whipped cream & tickling with liquorice strangely erotic...........

Quote - > Quote - Trapped forever in a thread full of maple syrup and whipped cream, mmmmm...

As to the fight thing, do we get any superpowers?

 

Anything you can think of darlin :)
Watch out for the beef... I mean, shortcakes around here ;)

As a vegetarian I will be sure to avoid the beef, assuming that it's in the form of steaks and such.

My superpower will be self correcting grammar and spelling. Having criticised others in that respect, I will get a good kicking when I, inevitably, make a typo. So, when it happens, nobody is allowed to mention it, on pain of losing their own powers. Okay?

Sure thing..... then proceeds to squirt whipped cream at jwhitham

Quote - > Quote - > Quote - Trapped forever in a thread full of maple syrup and whipped cream, mmmmm...

As to the fight thing, do we get any superpowers?

 

Anything you can think of darlin :)
Watch out for the beef... I mean, shortcakes around here ;)

 

As a vegetarian I will be sure to avoid the beef, assuming that it's in the form of steaks and such.

My superpower will be self correcting grammar and spelling. Having criticised others in that respect, I will get a good kicking when I, inevitably, make a typo. So, when it happens, nobody is allowed to mention it, on pain of losing their own powers. Okay?

Nope.  I'm Batman and I don't need no steeking super powers.   Superfluous commas in sentences is not cool.  Vernacular, however, is. So nyah.

You lose. I win.  What's me prize?

Quote - Nope.  I'm Batman and I don't need no steeking super powers.   Superfluous commas in sentences is not cool.  Vernacular, however, is. So nyah.

Okay then, gloves off. You call my commas superfluous? Eat shortcake you steenking northener!

Ha! I'll raise yer shortcake and call your celery, yer gret shandy drinker. ;)

No, it didn't make any sense to me, either.

So, I drink the occasional shandy. But only made with proper Wadworths bitter, none of your poncy northern brews.

Oh dear, you poor deluded fool.  You should drink the stuff round here, it's half vodka, half Domestos and half Jeyes fluid.  Three halves, you say?  Why yes, that's a proper pint.

Quote - Oh dear, you poor deluded fool.  You should drink the stuff round here, it's half vodka, half Domestos and half Jeyes fluid.  Three halves, you say?  Why yes, that's a proper pint.

Yebbut, the other three quarters is just water.

Yeah, but it's Yorkshire spring water. Brings tears to your eyes that stuff.

Yeah, it gives you something to chew on.

Yeah, you can use the water instead of gravy on yer Yorkshire pud.

My superpower will be self correcting grammar and spelling. Having criticised others in that respect, I will get a good kicking when I, inevitably, make a typo. So, when it happens, nobody is allowed to mention it, on pain of losing their own powers. Okay?
Not only that I won't mention it, I probably won't even notice it... But I might snatch your bowl of alphabet soup and pour it on the head of a next beefcake that walks in here ;) :b_funny:

Kitty grabs 3Dsmacker by the belt and pours jwitham's alphabet soup down his pants.
Waiddaminute... pat pat [gives 3Dsmacker a tush patting] here, make sure that's packed in nicely.
Now go get some air to dry that thing off, looks like you peed yourself!

3Dsmacker - I like it! :laugh:

Kitty, behave yourself or I'll put you out for the night!

Quote - "Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts got very silly indeed, and that last one about the strawberry short cake was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy outdoor post. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that."

Touble at t'mill. Crossbar's gone askew on t' treadle.

throws maple syrup balloons at 3DSmacker :tt2:

....and a tomato for color

 * runs around the room hitting everyone with a foam bat*

Ducks under the swatting foam bat
:blink: what kind of food is a foam bat?  Is that some sort of a flying CG noodle?
whack   
ouch, I didn't see it coming the other way... :blink:     :blink: :blink:
I think I need some lemonade... make that Hard Lemonade!

Quote - Ducks under the swatting foam bat
:blink: what kind of food is a foam bat?  Is that some sort of a flying CG noodle?
whack   
ouch, I didn't see it coming the other way... :blink:     :blink: :blink:
I think I need some lemonade... make that Hard Lemonade!

Huh huh huh huh Beavis, she said "hard".  Huh huh huh.

Quote - "Weeeell,  if you can't join them, beat them!"  Starts whacking everbody in the room as strap molasses starts falling out of the nose appliance.

Ah, Mr Luxury-Yacht (pronounced Troatwobbler-Mangrove).