What problems are you having?

Problem: I cannot create a decent Bryce scene...
Solution: This is not necessary in order to upload scenes into your Renderosity gallery and expect a myriad of kind remarks and encouragement.

Problem: I do not have adequate artistic talents...
Solution: Join the club, i've been an artist for 10 minutes and it hasn't stopped me.

Problem: I cannot be bothered to spend time on any given project...
Solution: This is easy to correct. simply add a few primatives to a scene, add the first MATs you come across, and then render the scene with the lowest settings. Works for me every time.

Problem: Even though I add bare breasts in my scene, I still cannot gain the respect and accomplishment of my fellow artists...
Solution: You have simply forgotten to add the nipples, go back and try again.

Problem: I am a male by gender, and so do not need to read manuals or tutorials, yet I still cannot proceed very far...
Solution: Just chant the name of your local football/baseball team a few times, drown yourself with a few beers, stare into the engine compartment of any car and chat up as many female persons as you can find. This won't make you a better artist, but it will fill you with the confidence to overcome any shortcomings.

Problem: I am a female by gender, and I have read the manual/specific tutorials, yet I still cannot proceed very far...
Solution: Follow the tutorial at this link: http://www.chocolate.org/choclove/women.html

Problem: I am using other software in combination with Bryce, and are having difficulties producing a Bryce only scene...
Solution: Well simply put, there is no solution to this, just put on a brave face, eat humble pie and admit you didn'y know the rules, and state quite clearly that this is your first time.

Problem: I am  not interested in learning Bryce, Vue is the software of my choice, in fact Vue is better than Bryce anyway...
Solution: You are simply suffering from delusions, and have too much money to spend. Give away your excess earnings to charity and go download Bryce 5.5 from download.com for free.

Problem: Although I have collected every tutorial ever created for Bryce, I still cannot achieve Bryce zen status...
Solution: You have simply neglected to read any of them. So go read them.

Problem: I don't see my specific problem in this list.
Solution: The Bryce Help and Support Centre doesn't have a solution to your query, would you like to read through the list again? Y/**N

**This list was brought to you by, someone who had too much time on his hands.

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funny stuff.....(munching on a chocolate bar)

LOL, I'm glad I started before I knew too much. (ow, I hurt myself laughing)

Problem: How come I can only render Sphere over Checkerboard or water.
Solution: Try flipping things around and instead render Checkerboard over Sphere or Water over Sphere.

Quite...LOL...made my day...ROTFLMFAO.. ...

I don't get it...;)

uh...actually, I resemble these remarks...;)

I love them!! Way to go whoever wrote them! And btw..I spilt water over me while reading them..  tears running down my face now... 

*I love them!! Way to go whoever wrote them! And btw..I spilt water over me while reading them.. 

• hmm. looks like erosiaart is working on a new 'spheres and water' concept....

Quote - I love them!! Way to go whoever wrote them! And btw..I spilt water over me while reading them..  tears running down my face now... 

Well I would like to take complete credit for them, but it was Microsofts very own help and support that gave me the idea to write them, but glad you approve. :biggrin:

Problem: I stopped learning anything new after posting my first Bryce Scene and now after my 1,000 posting nothing has changed. What's wrong? Solution: Stop complaining and get busy posting your 1,001 scene, already. We just love seeing the same thing over and over and over and over...... Problem: I am having trouble convincing my friends that it is normal for light to be coming out of all my characters nostrols in my scenes. What do I do now? Solution: Find the smallest 2 flashlights that you can and stick them up your nostrols. Then invite your friends over and prove to them that lighted nostrols is indeed quite the norm. Problem: I must admit that every scene that I post is in reality ...subpar, nothing new and a waste of time viewing. Yet every one has gotten to the top of the highest rated list. What is going on here? Solution: You have been tricked!!!! The Highest Rated List is actually where you will find all the worst examples of computer art. If you are truly an artist who posts high quality art then your post will not be on any list and it will be viewed by maybe 10 people at the most.

Problem: All my friends have NVIATWAS's with bigger boobies than mine. How do I get bigger boobies?
Solution: Delete Bryce from your computer and install Poser. Then look in yellow pages for a good plastic surgeon - preferrably one specialising in breast augmentation.

You should actually try contacting DAZ on issues LOL talk about a dog & pony show. Bryce crashes in Vista around 70% of the time and this is "not their problem" LOL

This was amusing. Great to screen-print onto a shirt.