Meet Thrawn from Star Wars, Khan from Star Trek, Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid, Samus Aran from Metroid, Master Chief from Halo and Megaman. They where all brought together by a multiuniversal deep space wormhole to form up a team. Their vehicle of Choice is the Ground effect vehicle from operation Snake Eater modified to be a space craft with repulsorlifts, sublight engines, a hyperdrive, a navicomputer, shields and airlocks installed on the craft and hopefully accommodating six seats with legroom...

Thrawn is equipped with the Star Wars equivalent of a Bazooka and a standard Star Wars equipment bag, Khan has a Star Trek equivalent of a Bazooka and a standard Star Trek equipment bag, Big Boss has the Davy Crocket and his equipment Bag. Megaman and Samus have only their arm cannons  set on the most powerful beams, and Master Chief  has only a Ricochet Gun luckily all of them have infinite ammo.. They have only six medpacs and six radios, comlink’s or codec’s between them and their uniforms and armor.  They all have infinite ammo. These six cannot call for backup from any of their armies, fleets or support teams and therefore stand alone against Uwe Boll and an army consisting of bad directors, producers, corrupt meddling network executives, censors and their lawyers. There’s a somewhat complicated love triangle involving Masterchief and Big Boss over who get’s to go out with Samus. Needs a plot, dialog and character development how do we make sure this isn’t crappy.