Dunno if I've shared these B 4 but here goes anyway:

A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and NHS

paperwork and was burned out. 

Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he

decided to become a garage mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,

attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared

carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the

results came back, he was surprised to find that he

had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying: "I don't want to appear

ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an

error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,

which was worth 50% of the total mark. You then put the engine back

together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the

mark." 

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you

did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my

entire career.

Ant there's a story about a surgeon who took his motorcycle in for repairs. After the mechanic was finished, he said the to doc, "You know, we do similar kinds of work. I took this thing apart and fixed what was wrong with it, and then put it back together again. You do the same kind of thing. How come you get paid so much more than I do?" And the doctor replied, "Let's see you do it while it's running." 

LOL...! 
Thanks for the laughs bobbystahr!!

Thanks :biggrin:

 My extreme pleasure...actually returning the favour for the ones posted here by you I believe electroglyph

Very funny... thanks for that......

LOL!! thanks a ton for making us laugh...

thanks! :-)

Grin Thanks for the laugh.